Hailee Steinfeld In Cosmo Is Sex On Legs

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aldo-vallon - November 15, 2017

 And what fine legs they are. I can see someone has not been forgetting to do their squats. Neglected glutes are an impossible thing to hide without either extensive plastic surgery, or a couple of well placed hot water bottles. Both will do a good enough job of filling out your derriere, just be sure that the hot water bottles are in fact what you believe them to be. Under no circumstances are you to trust your older brother when he stuffs them down your backside. That is a surefire way to end up with a couple of whoopee cushions in the worst possible positioning, or best depending on perspective, for your eighth grade birthday party. Not that I am speaking out of my own experience, or anything. 

With all of the advancements that have been made in the field of jell-o molds I would think there would be a more practical solution to this age old problem. Kids have been trying to artificially fill out their pants for centuries. There was a brief respite in the nineties with introduction of baggy pants, but it was short lived. Now we are back to wearing pants that might as well be tights and any skinny legged people are back in hell.

Photo Credit: Cosmo Magazine 

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