‘Grand Theft Auto Online’ Brings the Mocktastic ‘I’m Not a Hipster’ Update

Hipster indeed. As we know, it became hipster to mock hipsters, at which point nobody gave a shit any more. It was all too ironic, and we had to lay down for a while. Nevertheless, any excuse for a new little slice of Grand Theft Auto will do just fine.

So here's Rockstar again, hawking another installment of Grand Theft Auto Online DLC. Hold on to your asses, it's the I'm Not a Hipster pack.

As is always the case with these offerings, there are no freaking heists in sight. What we do have here is a selection of new weapons, vehicles and jobs. These include the Antique Cavalry Dagger and Vintage Pistol, and a 'classic nostalgia ride' or seven to cruise about in. Best of all --'best' in the sense of most craptacular-- is the Panto Microcar, because huge effing gas-guzzlers are far too mainstream.

Not to mention the hey-look-at-my-balls, oh so snug skinny jeans these guys are so fond of. Yep, all the hipsterish garb you can hope for has been added to the clothing store too.

Hit the Rockstar Newswire for full details on the latest DLC.