Gisele Bundchen Long Long Long Legs…

I'm pretty sure this is a shoe ad. I don't understand how women's clothes are sold to be sure. I do know that I'd like to buy cocoa butter by the gallon tub at Costco and begin to lather up the impossibly long and hot legs on Tom Brady's wife. The bible says not to covet, but I'm not sure if that includes fantasizing about long slow caresses from boots to heaven up dream leg-scape of Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele has officially retired from runway duties, but her empire of hotness continues right on in both staged and candid mode. She's clearly keeping herself in game shape, with those taut long stems just ready to wrap themselves around her next happy victim. I think I need to be alone for a bit to gather my thoughts. Don't mind the Toto music blasting on the speakers. That just means I'm thinking. Don't open the door. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Stuart Weitzman