bill-swift - January 23, 2016
Did somebody say hot young women in fashionably showy clothes in Paris? Oh, jet me in now. I mean, by boat, since all the global warming and stuff. What do you mean boats are worse? Just get me to Paris, I need to see Gigi Hadid.
While I constantly lament the silliness of the high fashion world, it once again leads to more hotness and skin even if under the guise of ten thousand dollar dresses as Gigi Hadid strutted about the City of Light in a slit dress and bra top thing that showed us why she's one of the most sought after bodies in modeling. I was going to say face but I'm being honest in where my eyes went first. As the model beleaguered by the rest of the fashion world for being too bosomy and round of asstastic, Gigi has quickly become my favorite. I'd like to adopt her and protect her and bathe her in the mornings with the loofahs I have meticulously cut into the shape of my junk. Hey, everybody needs a hobby. Keep Paris warm for me, Gigi, I'll be there anon. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet/Splash
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