chris-littlechild - November 14, 2012
Cosplay, for many, is the very pinnacle of nerdvana. For us dudely dudes, the notion equates to looking monumentally dickish...intentionally. It evokes images of frail, pale Supermen; with such meager lower body strength that they're scarcely able to support the weight of their own unwashed bollocks (to us it does. Your mental picture may differ). Renaissance men that we are, however, we've endeavored to subvert this stereotype. Cosplay is now also defined, in the actual dictionary, as the skimpiest and cleaviest ogletastic wonderment you could wish for.
This concept is personified by Jessica Nigri. From a humble inaugural appearance as an alarmingly sexy Pikachu, she was selected as the real-life face and fine body of Lollipop Chainsaw's resident voluptuous vixen, Juliet Starling. She is currently celebrated as one of the seven wonders of the nerd world (beside the thousand-foot sculpture of the Microsoft logo that Bill Gates fashioned from the hundred dollar bills he wipes his ass with). Perhaps you're geeky enough to identify each character she's burlesquing. Perhaps you merely have a young blonde strumpet radar inbuilt in your gonads (who doesn't?). In either case, you're sure to appreciate the journey through her wanton wardrobe in the gallery above.