Former NFL Cheerleader Gets Red Flag For Performing Superbowl Shuffle Down Some 12-Year-Old’s Pants

According to the good folks at TMZ, former Tennessee Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Garner, 42, got a little off sides with some woman's kid at a party when she pulled him into a bathroom and tried to perform oral sex on him. Garner, who is married and cheered for the Titans until 2009, is being charged with aggravated sexual assault and the solicitation of a minor for rape after apparently 'following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party...grabbing his penis over his shorts...and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.'

The kid freaked out and ran off and told mommy. He must be a Giants fan or something because otherwise he just passed up on one helluva offer. Garner's defense? That she was drunk and mistook the boy for a man at the party (that she wanted to go down on in a bathroom). Granted the party was in honor of the Lollipop Guild, but yeesh, maybe it's time to get Lasik surgery, Elizabeth.