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Fiji Water Girl Kelleth Cuthbert Gets In Shape After Landing A Role In CBS Soap ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’

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aldo-vallon - January 24, 2019

I have never understood why bottled water needs the added sex appeal of a model in order to sell product. Water is already pretty damn sexy. I mean, it’s like one of three things in the world that we all need to live. I’m getting a stiffy just thinking about it, and I’m not even sure what the other two are.

And aren’t our bodies mostly water, as well? That means any schmo walking down the street could hypothetically become the mascot for a water company. I know the physical demands of such a job could be pretty unbearable, though. I am sure there would be a clause in the contract that demands you always stay well hydrated, which would mean your days of abusing alcohol would have to come to an end.

Think of the controversy that would follow if Kelleth Cuthbert was caught in a club with a Jack and Coke in her hand! The press would have a field day. It would be worse than that time Tom Cruise was caught not wearing Ray-Bans. That almost ruined his career, I can only imagine what it would do to a bottled water mascot.

 

 

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