Farrah Abraham in A Bikini

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Lex Jurgen - June 1, 2015

I know Vegas understands how to lure people into their casinos. I'm not sure they've yet figured out how to market a swimming pool. The advances in chlorine technology are not such that you want your eyeballs immersed in James Deen free floating creampie. Every time you think you've seen the last of Teen Mom, she's back and collecting a paycheck. Sometimes you just have to live with that smudge on the carpet. You could move. Good luck finding a place where low end porn isn't exalted. Try Northern Syria. All the same, don't swim in the pools.

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