brian-mcgee - December 15, 2017
Mrs. Claus has never looked this sexy! Farrah Abraham knows how to party, that's for sure, and she brought the party with her to Crazy Horse III in Vegas. Looking like Santa's second wife, Farrah flaunted her fantastic fun bags for the crowd in a low cut number that really accentuates her huge tracts of land.
I've never understood the sexualization of Santa and Mrs. Claus. It feels strange to me, unless you've got a thing for old people. But then I see Farrah in this get-up and I start thinking to myself, you know, when Santa hits third-quarter-life crisis, he's gonna go out and do it up right. Get a trophy wife with big bosoms and a sex tape or two under her belt. That's how you do it. Just make sure you're double bagging it, Santa.
So yeah, there's something to be said for the sexualization of Christmas, I guess. It's not a holiday known for opportunities to sneak off and have sex, but I guess if it's a big enough house. And Farrah's there. And Santa's not. You'll figure it out, I'm sure.
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