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Eva Longoria’s Bikini is Causing Global Warming

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bill-swift - July 25, 2006

After the Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures, the Jessica Alba bikini pictures, and the Jessica Simpson bikini pictures, here are a couple Eva Longoria bikini pictures to round out this day of bikini heat, but that's kind of the point isn't it. It's fucking hot outside, and if you look good in a bikini, now's pretty much the best time to show it off.

But maybe it's not the weather that's causing the celebrities to wear their bikinis. Could it be that all these ridiculously hot celebrities are what's raising the temperature of the globe? I saw Al Gore's movie about Global Warming, called An Inconvenient Truth, and he says that the climate is changing because of excess carbon dioxide, and melting polar ice caps.

But what's really causing all that excess carbon dioxide, and the melting polar ice caps? It seems like the temperatures have been the hottest in these last few years, and what major development has there been in the last few years? Why, the Internet, of course. I believe that it is, in fact, the celebrities, raising the temperatures of lonely boys on the internet, and causing them to breathe heavily, that is increasing the CO2 levels, and melting the ice caps.

Either that or George Bush's energy policy.

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