Eva Longoria in A Bikini

Eva Longoria spends a good deal of time reminding people that Latinos matter. Just in case you'd forgotten. She means Latinos in television mostly, not the ones who pick the grapes. We all agree they don't matter and Eva wants her produce as cheap as the next vegetarian. We know you're real, Eva. If you were fake you'd make better TV shows. Not for nothing but I'd consider securing a third husband this winter. Ruffles are your subconscious telling you it's time to settle.

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