Eva Longoria Brings Classic Hotness To Cannes With Low Cut White Gown

Okay, we dont' like to dote too much on the fashion fineries of the fairer sex, but among all the world-class hotness now slowly promenading down the various Cannes red carpets this week, our hottie most eligible bachelorette Eva Longoria really stood out for just plain old looking wicked good.

A little boob, a lot of hotness, a classic elegance that you can only imagine goes by the wayside back in the hotel room after a couple champagne spritzers (I don't even know what those are to be honest, but me and Eva are drinking them like crazy in our five-star Cannes hotel room), and Eva Longoria just looks super amazing these days. And nights. After the spritzers. Enjoy.

P.S. If you're somehow not completely sold on Eva, or you were wondering how nice her legs look, here she is earlier in the day in Cannes flashing those gams in a pair of leather shorts. Oh, my, Eva and leather anything just has to rub you the right way.