Emrata’s Haircut And Toned Tummy At The SNL Afterparty

Emily Ratajkowski has done the unthinkable. She has accomplished what most women only dream of. She’s chopped off a good portion of her hair and still remained just as hot as she was with hair. That takes a type of talent only a few women possess. And that means Emily has moved up a few slots on my list of hottest women of all time. Being multitalented makes her that much more desirable to look at. Because who doesn’t love a woman who can do both? She can look hot and humble. Either separately or at the same time.

I know that she’s the city type, but one day I hope to catch her attention with the allure of a more simple lifestyle that I currently live. I can show her how certain countryside sunlight can bring out her beauty better than some make up can. And since all the hipsters in the city are doing farm to table, why not do farm to farm. I can offer her that. She will want no other man after realizing the milk is straight from the cow, the eggs are straight from the chicken, and the love is straight from my heart.

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