Emily Ratajkowski Sexy Showy Black Dress In Paris

Emily Ratajkowski may currently be caught up in this quote and misquote game in Hollywood where they claim she says her big perfect funbags are keeping her from working, but we gentleman oglers look past the distractions of politics to the big perfect funbags themselves and rejoice. We are simple men of simple focus and thus our lives are merry.

Emily was in Paris at a premiere event where she absolutely killed the red carpet in a low cut little black Frenchy style dressed that highlighted those perfect pert and bubbly boobtastic that can't possibly be having an adverse affect on her professionally. I'd hire Emily for any and all jobs available. I'd make up jobs just to hire her. Not that I've ever done such a thing in the past, not those nineteen times at least.

Emily, you are simply hot body sextastic and stunning. You know it, we know it, the world knows it. My shame closet is halfway dedicated to you based on real estate alone. Don't let anybody bring you down. More topless couldn't possibly hurt. When has it ever? Enjoy.

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