Emily Ratajkowski Joins The Mile High Club With Her Glammed Up Cleavage

There is a reason why every guy on that plane has their junk hidden from view. Obviously they are all thinking the same thing that you are. An unaccompanied Emily Ratajkowski on a plane? That could only mean one thing, right? That she is looking to get dicked down in a claustrophobic, unsanitary bathroom. You do not have to be Sherlock Holmes to come to that conclusion. So naturally it was the first thing that entered their minds and they immediately got the firmest ragers of their lives.

You can see it all written on Emily’s face. She is like, “Every time I decide to not fly on a private jet this shit happens.” Well, I apologize for the dogs that she is forced to share a plane with. And I pledge that if I am to ever strike it rich then I will provide her with my own private jet to use at her leisure. I will be on the plane as well, every time, but I won’t put the moves on her. I will quietly sit to the side, drinking champagne in my Armani suit, and if she wants anything to happen then that is up to her.

[EmRata On A Yacht In A Bikini]

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