Elizabeth Hurley Sparkles and Shines Pimping Her Diamonds

If celebrities were to ever create a sports team then the diamond would actually make a pretty good mascot because they are similar in a lot of ways.

Diamonds, much like celebrities, have no real value. There is nothing inherently rare about them, but they just look so good that we inflate their worth and fawn all over them. In fact the only real value that diamonds have is that they are the hardest known material in the world, meaning they could do a lot more for all of us if they were put to use in an industrial job.

Right now the only thing that a lot of celebrities have going for them is that they are naturally more beautiful than the rest of the population, or so they claim, because for some reason people still resist admitting that they have had plastic surgery done. That is like how we are capable of manufacturing diamonds, which actually have less impurities, but because people see them as fake they hold less value.

When the day comes along that we are no longer put off by the taboos of plastic surgery, or if we ever perfect it so that people do not come out looking like they were created by Dr. Moreau, then the current lineup of celebrities is going to get a lot more competition.

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