Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Vacation

Elizabeth Hurley looks good for seventy, or hope she can type for twenty five. Her wiki says fifty but it's hard to pin down a precise age given the extensive remodeling. It's like dating galaxies. You use lots of Greek characters and hope everybody at the conference who knows better is skiing. She seems happy. In the right light. In the wrong light she looks like Caitlyn Jenner struggling to tuck in her Fleshlight. How's the Jackie Collins book? She dies in the end. Spoiler alert.

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