Effed Up Lindsay Lohan Calls Effed Up Dad to Tell Him That Effed Up Mom Is On Cocaine

Talk about going from bad to worse. Or, in the case of Lindsay Lohan claiming her mom is on cocaine, the pot calling the kettle black?

Holy crap this family is fucked up. We said that just this morning, and that's before hearing a messed up Lindsay phoning her scheming and money plotting dad to tell him that she just dumped $40K on white line mama to save her house, and now she was calling the cops on her and trying to steal the limo driver. This is like a really bad episode of Cops, celebrity style.

You can hear the entire recorded phone call of Lindsay calling out her mom and her dadon TMZ. If you can stomach it.