bill-swift - December 2, 2011
Talk about your underrated hotties, Doutzen Kroes has to make that list. She was already one of the lesser known Victoria's Secret Angels before this year of getting knocked up and married to her DJ boyfriend (and I think you all know how we feel about dudes who list 'DJ' as their occupation -- that's right, girl, get your own job and put some cash away in a rainy DJ day fund). But that was all before Doutzen made perhaps the most remarkable post-birthing of a pup recovery in the history of MILFdom earlier this year; a true six week turnaround from screams of labor to the labored screams of men ogling her on the beach in a photoshoot. It was like watching one of those unbelievable transformation shows on the Discovery Channel where Short Charlie who could never reach the peanut butter on the counter is now 6'2 thanks to the injection of monkey sperm into his spine or such. It is possible I didn't actually watch that and just dreamed it, but you get my point. Doutzen's anatomical recovery was quite astounding and worthy of three-handed applause.
At a charity event last night in support of World AIDS Day, the Dutch hottie once again brought out a simple dose of plain old fashioned hotness. I'd definitely keep an eye on Doutzen Kroes in 2012, in fact, I intend to keep two Bluto like hyper-extended eyeballs on Doutzen. Don't want to miss a thing. Enjoy.
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