Delta Goodrem Wins Some Kind of Award for Being Super Hot

Actually, it was the Logie Awards, which is probably super important in Australia, but has us giggling here today because it sounds os much like the Loogie Awards, which, for the record, I came in first place in the unofficial Loogie Awards back in fourth grade. I hocked the shizz out of fine slippery friend from a second story balcony, a near distance record unmatched to this day at my elementary school.

But back to Delta Goodrem, cause she's super sweet and delicious and we'd love to cover her in, err. lots of medals and awards. Some say she can sing too, though mostly we just like to stare at her sweet goodness. And think about her loogies. Enjoy.