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‘Dead or Alive’ Hits Us With Its Biggest Step Into Boobspace Yet

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chris-littlechild - November 17, 2015

Our friends over in the Land of the Rising Wang have themselves a bit of a reputation. Y'know, questionable porn, vending machines dispensing panties on street corners, really just about anything pervtacular you care to mention. They know what they like, and what do they like most of all? Tits, that's what.

Gaming being the Japan-dominated industry it is, some of this ogling spirit has made the leap. Senran Kagura, for instance; the scantily-clad college girls in that 2D brawler series break the jiggle-o-meter with each new release. But the worst offender? Dead or Alive, probably.

Team Ninja's notorious fighting game stretches the boobage –and the teeny tube tops vainly trying to restrain said boobage—to the limits. The previous title in the series added a charming new sweat mechanic to the combat, which saw the fighters' tops become increasingly see-through as the fight wore on. This on top of the whole norks-as-wobbly-as-two-jello-desserts-in-a-tornado thing the games already had going on.

But where do you go from there? Have we reached the very pinnacle of virtual leering, or can we eke out another giant leap for jug-kind?

Of course we can. With that most brilliantly Japanese of inventions, the mousepad with tits. You may have seen these bad boys before (read: own a huge –and sticky—collection of them), but not featuring the girls of Dead or Alive and bundled with the game you haven't. Until the Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Collector's Edition hit, that is.

You can check out the extras included in the special edition over at Gematsu.

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