Danica Patrick Bikini Pictures from the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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I don't really know what bikinis have to do with race car drivers, but I'm not going to ask too many questions about why Danica Patrick is in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The answer seems pretty obvious, actually: She's a sex race car driver. I think she was in the SI Swimsuit Issue before, but I can't be bothered to check. Either way, these Danica Patrick bikini pictures are pretty damn hot, and I wouldn't mind getting lapped by her one day, if you know what I mean.

Check out more of Danica Patrick at SI.com.