bill-swift - January 28, 2016
What image comes to mind when I say the word â€˜badass?'
That's a very personal thing, different for all of us. Maybe it's a fancy-ass costs-more-than-Kanye's-house car you've been daydreaming about owning. Or Billy from Predator, dicking about with his knife before going mano-a-mano with the alien when he should have been getting TO DAH CHOPPAH! Those are just two of my own personal examples of badassery.
On the flipside, some things are inherently un-badass. It's the difference between the weekly bingo game at your grandpa's home and the effing Super Bowl. Some sports have their fans, but they're just not all that exciting. Golf, for one.
There's a little drama in golf every now and then (like when Tiger Woods can't put his wang away), but it really could do with getting a bit higher octane. Luckily, the guys behind the Burnout series know their shit when it comes to the high octane, and they're here to help.
Dangerous Golf is coming our way in May, and it's sure set to live up to the name. As Kotaku reports, â€˜the game revolves around doing as much monetary damage as possible with your fiery golf ball. To that end, you can turn it into a bomb, and there's something (presumably a coup de grÃ¢ce) called a "SmashBreaker."
Well, damn. Between this and 100ft Robot Golfâ€¦
...2016 looks like the year that golf goes batshit.
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