Colton Haynes And Jeff Leatham Divorce

If ever a relationship was going to work, it was going to be between a young famous Teen Wolf star with thousands clamoring for his holes and a middle-aged florist. If they can't make it work who can. Actor Colton Haynes and his husband of six seconds Jeff Leatham are allegedly splitting, and the news seems to be hitting Colton especially hard, because he released the single "Man it Sucks." Dickkkkk.

Haynes recently unfollowed Leatham on Instagram (GASP) - leading some to speculate that all was not perfect in paradise. Now TMZ has broken the news, and anyone who had few enough brain cells to think another celeb marriage would work is floored. Who could have seen it coming. Speaking of the hit single "Man it Sucks Dickkkk" the thing that really sucks is that shallow fame whores (Kris Jenner actually officiated their wedding. That's not a joke) like Colton and Jeff ruin marriage for all celebs. We give them a chance to marry and then they go and shit all over its sanctity. This pretty much cements my stance on marriage equality. Celebs should not be allowed to marry. Deal with it.

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