Claudia Romani White Hot Bikini Madness in Miami

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bill-swift - October 23, 2013

The more I think about it, if Kanye can essentially marry Kim's big ole dumper, there's no reason why the law should prevent me from marrying the killer tush of sultry Italian hottie Claudia Romani. Who gets to define love these days for others?

I can tell you my feelings for Claudia's body are very real, and while I have no doubt our caressing and spanking type relationship would burn out somewhat quickly, if for no other reason than the soreness and chaffing, I bet I could remain faithful to her bottomside for a solid six to ten weeks, which would be my new record. Surely that will outlast Kim and Kanye by several weeks. Enjoy.