CJ Perry AKA WWE’s Lana, Shimmies Like There’s No Funbags Tomorrow

What can you say about a woman who both body slams opponents and takes the time to wear low cut outfits and shake, rattle, and roll her torso to create harmonic convergence in the Egotastic universe? The word "thanks" comes to mind.

CJ Perry, better known perhaps as WWE Diva, Lana, isn't shy when it comes to using her fine and strong female form for maximum views. Publicity isn't an art, it's a science. Beginning with the anatomical sciences on the far more alluring gender. There's no reason athleticism and exhibitionism shouldn't go hand in hand. Especially my hands, in helping to quell Lana's excessive jiggling.

WWE has figured out a swell formula for bringing super alluring and curvaceous fit ladies to bear upon their otherwise sausage party of a singlet sport. Rather genius in its simplicity and understanding of human desires. Especially those of teenaged boys. And men who never will grow out of that phase. Count me in. Enjoy.

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