Christie Brinkley Gets Hotter and Hotter, We Get —-er and —-er

It's ever so wrong when a woman Christie Brinkley age looks this ridiculously hot. And by ever so wrong we mean it's absolutely driving us to the brink of passion induced insanity. Caught coming out of the theater where she performs Chicago, Christie looked downright bodacious.

What kind of sextastic older woman would want to create all sorts of these uncomfortable feelings in much younger men? A naughty one, that's what I say. A very naughty mom in need of a spanking. But, I digress, or do I?

Christie, just please, either stop it, or, you know, gives us much more. Enjoy.