Egotastic
It's ever so wrong when a woman Christie Brinkley age looks this ridiculously hot. And by ever so wrong we mean it's absolutely driving us to the brink of passion induced insanity. Caught coming out of the theater where she performs Chicago, Christie looked downright bodacious.
What kind of sextastic older woman would want to create all sorts of these uncomfortable feelings in much younger men? A naughty one, that's what I say. A very naughty mom in need of a spanking. But, I digress, or do I?
Christie, just please, either stop it, or, you know, gives us much more. Enjoy.
Well Hello Sextastic Sandwich Fantasy! Christie Brinkley Visits Maria Menounos on the Set of Extra
I think everybody is well aware of just how ridiculously hot Christie Brinkley continues to shine in the sextastic sky even as she hits some unbelievable years of age. It's some kind of deal she made with the devil that involved having sex with Billy Joel and that bought her eternal youth or something like that. Not sure I'd make that deal myself, but Christie did, thank god, so we get to see her veteran hotness perched right astride Grecian princess Maria Menounos, the two girls giggling it up at The Grove on the set of Extra in an entirely innocent scene that somehow has me thinking nothing but X-rated thoughts (wait, does the use of foreign objects always now receive the triple X rating?).
The mere hint of the notion of the whisper of a thought of the trifecta of Christie Brinkley and Maria Menounos and myself at my Motel 6 hideaway with nothing but a Costco bulk sized bag of Circus Peanuts and a handwritten posted sign that forbids clothing for the weekend is more than enough to send me reaching for my calming tonics.
Oh, my. Two generations of super hotties. It does not get better than that. Enjoy.
IF CHRISTIE BRINKLEY HAS TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF BABIES TO LOOK LIKE THIS, SO BE IT