Christie Brinkley

Well Hello Sextastic Sandwich Fantasy! Christie Brinkley Visits Maria Menounos on the Set of Extra

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 2:43 pm
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
Christie Brinkley Visits with Maria Menounos on Set of Extra
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I think everybody is well aware of just how ridiculously hot Christie Brinkley continues to shine in the sextastic sky even as she hits some unbelievable years of age. It's some kind of deal she made with the devil that involved having sex with Billy Joel and that bought her eternal  youth or something like that. Not sure I'd make that deal myself, but Christie did, thank god, so we get to see her veteran hotness perched right astride Grecian princess Maria Menounos, the two girls giggling it up at The Grove on the set of Extra in an entirely innocent scene that somehow has me thinking nothing but X-rated thoughts (wait, does the use of foreign objects always now receive the triple X rating?).

The mere hint of the notion of the whisper of a thought of the trifecta of Christie Brinkley and Maria Menounos and myself at my Motel 6 hideaway with nothing but a Costco bulk sized bag of Circus Peanuts and a handwritten posted sign that forbids clothing for the weekend is more than enough to send me reaching for my calming tonics.

Oh, my. Two generations of super hotties. It does not get better than that. Enjoy.

IF CHRISTIE BRINKLEY HAS TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF BABIES TO LOOK LIKE THIS, SO BE IT
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
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Christie Brinkley Gets Hotter and Hotter, We Get —-er and —-er

By Bill Swift | April 17, 2012 @ 8:30 am
MILF x Infinity
 Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
Christie Brinkley Leaves Ambassador Theater in White Dress
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It's ever so wrong when a woman Christie Brinkley age looks this ridiculously hot. And by ever so wrong we mean it's absolutely driving us to the brink of passion induced insanity. Caught coming out of the theater where she performs Chicago, Christie looked downright bodacious.

What kind of sextastic older woman would want to create all sorts of these uncomfortable feelings in much younger men? A naughty one, that's what I say. A very naughty mom in need of a spanking. But, I digress, or do I?

Christie, just please, either stop it, or, you know, gives us much more. Enjoy.

THIS IS ONE HOT MOM WHO NEEDS TO TEACH US A LESSON
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
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Elle MacPherson vs. Christie Brinkley in Fabulous 40′s and 50′s Hotness Showdown

By Bill Swift | April 3, 2012 @ 2:44 pm
Crazy Mama Hot!

Seriously, there is nothing hotter than a world-wise dame. And talk about your veteran sexiness, both Elle MacPherson, at 48, and Christie Brinkley, at 58, we're on full hot MILF display today at different venues, but the effects were the same -- spank me mommy, I've been a very bad boy.

Elle Macpherson, one of our true wunderlusts, was in Cannes pimping something or other related to the Fashion Star project, of which we care little, but we do care immensely for her super hotness in a stripety dress that gave us all kinds of female Tigger fantasies. JUST SO DAMN HOT.

STRIPETY GOODNESS THAT SIMPLY DOES NOT QUIT
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
Elle Macpherson Introduces Fashion Star in Cannes
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Christie Brinkley I don't even understand how she looks this good at her age, pimping her own sob divorce story I believe on The Today Show, and looking like she could reprise her iconic role of 30 years ago in National Lampoon's Vacation and it'd still be believable. Personally speaking, I'd still drive off the road checking her out. JUST SO DAMN DELICIOUS.

HOW IS THIS WOMAN SO DAMN HOT AT 58?
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
Christie Brinkley Pink Dress at The Today Show
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Two mature ladies. Two super amazing looking women. It's almost too too much for a boy to handle. Enjoy.

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Rose McGowan and Minka Kelly Head Up Red-Dressed Hotties at Heart Truth’s Benefit

By Bill Swift | February 9, 2012 @ 11:52 am
Rose McGowan Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rose McGowan Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rose McGowan Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rose McGowan Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rose McGowan Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rebecca Romijn Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rebecca Romijn Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rebecca Romijn Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
Rebecca Romijn Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection Event
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Now, you know I'm not big on artistic themes when it comes to the presentation of the celebrity sextastic; just lay it out there simple and bare, that works for me pretty much all the time. But, once in a while, a theme goes come along that gets the old fantasy strings a tugging, and, well, we have to give it up for the folks at Heart Truth and their Red Dress Collection event each February. It's a cavalcade  of scarlet hotties each winter, each trying to be redder and hotter than the next.  

This year's list of Red Dress babes included a skin flashing Rose McGowan, ever hot Minka Kelly, veteran model Rebecca Romijn, and seemingly eternal blonde squeeze, Christie Brinkley. Yes, it was a night to see red until you were blue in the ... well, you get the idea. Enjoy.

CAMILA ALVES SHINED RED HOT AT LAST YEAR'S HEART TRUTH'S BENEFIT
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Boobs and Other Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 2, 2011 @ 12:35 pm
Unbelievable Udders
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Hickey Situation
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Brazil Bash
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Holy Cow!

- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)

- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)

- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)

- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)

- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)

- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)

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Christie Brinkley Remains Hot After All These Years

By Jon | April 7, 2011 @ 6:40 am
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
Christie Brinkley in a Red Dress at Good Morning America
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Okay, let's address the 800-lb 90210 gorilla in the room -- veteran model Christie Brinkley has had some work done, okay. But who hasn't in celebrity land? And, at 57-years old she still looks quite eff you cee kay able, as the kids are texting these days (I mean, the way older kids, like me). If we were to add up the spent passion by the male species of this world over the veteran hottie Christie Brinkley more than three decades of sextacity, we could probably fill John Travolta's swimming pool, and he'd probably take a dip. (Sorry, I just vomited a bit my mouth.) The point is, Christie Brinkley was hot, remains hot, and the fact that she used to bump uglies with Billy Joel means that every man on this planet has still got a legit shot. Enjoy.

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