Cheryl Cole Covered Her Butt in a Rose, Can’t Stop Her 2014 Calendar Hotness

I'm still confused as to why the beautiful Cheryl Cole covered her entire blessed buttockal region in an elaborate and bright floral tattoo. Not that I don't think her asstastic is worthy of a fecund theme, it's just... it's just a bit much. And that's coming from a man who generally likes the body art on the ladies.

Nevertheless, ornate ink and all, Cheryl Cole remains not only super sextastic, but one of the finer racy catalog purveyors each and ever year, a not so modest distinction among the crowd of also-ran annuals producers. Her 2014 venture may actually be her best ever, but we'll leave that for you to leer and decide in the coming months. You could do much worse than open your eyes each morning to the sight of a sweet hot posed Cheryl Cole on your wall. No offense to your silly cats posters. Enjoy.

Cheryl Cole 2014 Calendar on Sale now at Amazon U.K.