elliot-wolf - April 27, 2018
I’m not sure how long Charlotte McKinney’s legs are but if I had to guess I’d say they measure about a quarter mile. And boy would I love to race up those things with my foot on the floor giving it all the gas I got. Her legs are beyond inviting and since I’m just seeing them now I’ll officially consider myself late to the party. Her legs have to be illegal in a few countries as I can imagine looking at them for too long would cause major car accidents and highway pile ups. Those things have the potential to be extremely dangerous if not stared at with proper caution. Luckily, I’m an expert at that type of activity.
I believe it’s in Charlotte’s best interest to get those two fine set of silky smooth strutters insured. They’re very valuable and if I had to appraise them on the spot I’d say the worth sits between irreplaceable and priceless. Maybe I should start a leg insurance business. It would give me the opportunity to inspect the two tires on some of the finest models around. I’d like for Charlotte to be my first customer, free of charge.
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