bill-swift - April 11, 2016
Charlize Theron is actually getting hotter with age. I'm not just saying that, I've now scientifically observed, recorded, and measured her hotness through the years and my data has been peer reviewed by numerous horny men with embarrassing erection problems. All concur. The now Forties and Faptastic tall and blonde and slender cut of South African hotness is only now finally achieving the prime of her visual wonderment years.
Featured in GQ UK in various poses that will delight and astonish the gentleman ogler, though not necessarily the GQ reader searching for advice on vests and accessories, Charlie Theron continues to deliver heaping helpings of 'don't you wish I was your veteran hottie girlfriend' turns before the camera in righteously revealing poses. You have my attention, Charlize. Now, please consider slapping me and forcing me to do sexually degrading things to, by, for, and with you. My safe word is not enunciable by the human mouth. I can go on for hours. If I pass out, please take it as a sign to keep going. Trust me, I'm in a happy place. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: GQ UK