Charlie Sheen has joined twitter

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editor - March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen has a twitter page now, so as soon as he can find a computer that isn't a secret portal for Illumanati assassins to enter his mind, he'll post his indecipherable rambling, unedited, for everyone to see.

None of which has anything to do Megan Dedousis and her absolutely perfect ass by the way. But she emailed me pictures, and I'm tired of looking at Charlie Sheen. To thank her you should go to Fox Sports once a day until Sunday and vote for her in the Hooters Dream Girl contest. If you vote for her every day, she'll probably be so impressed she'll want to be your girlfriend and then do it with you.