bill-swift - May 5, 2016
Let me begin by saying, they still have Swatch? The last aunt who tried to gift me a Swatch hasn't heard from me since. Though I suspect that was her plan all-along. Drat. I'm so easily played.
The sweetheart trio of Chanel Iman, Olivia Culpo, and Nina Agdal showed up bright and smiling and sextastic for the pimping of the new Swatch store somewhere in the 1980's. Because Swatch could only possibly be purchased by middle school girls, and their melancholy reflective moms, the ladies couldn't show off as much skin as they normally do in their paid merchandise moving appearance. Still, any amount of Chanel and Nina and Olivia is alright by me. Certainly better than receiving a Swatch. Are you catching my drift? Ladies, back to my place to show you my collection. It's in my shame box marked timepieces. I had a rough childhood. Enjoy.
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