I can’t believe it’d finally over. The tuxedos have been put away, the red carpets rolled-up, the cinematic snobbery, well, that actually isn’t going anywhere. But the Cannes Film Festival finally ended after it’s 10-day or so run of celebrity hotties watching movies about dudes in foreign languages searching for kites, or shoes, or their uncle.
But it went out with a bang, at the closing evening event, in large part, or parts, to Belgian actress Virginie Efira, who was all kinds of cleavetastic in a dress cut so low it doubled as socks. And we loved it. And made Virginie a name we will not soon forget. In addition to this Flemish funbag wonder, other highlights of the closing ceremonies include Kylie Minogue, veteran diva flashing some cleave, and a refined hot looking Andie MacDowell playing dressed-up mama bird to her teen ingenue daughter, Sarah-Margaret Qualley, and given me some mother-daughter fantasies that certainly must be illegal in most every industrialized nation. But, fun. Enjoy.