Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe Provides a Glimpse of Sweaty Desert Delights

Well, it's about time the pouty lips came back on one of our favorite regular yoga-goers, all-around minxy hottie Vanessa Hudgens. A young woman who has taken her body fitness routine rather seriously the past couple of years, including yoga and Pilates and the entire celebrity workout circuit, not to mention sheer stretch pants to help us oglers help ourselves.

Vanessa Hudgens camel toe isn't just for breakfast anymore. Though, you know, I would throw out all four boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal on my counter if I had the option to upgrade to Hudgens-toe. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Skirt Drops On Way to See the Stones

Of course, anybody who is anybody plus those who could just afford monster scalper prices went to see the Rolling Stones here in L.A. on Friday night, kicking off their 50th Anniversary tour. Including Vanessa Hudgens, whose likes to dress thrift store hippy any time she hits the public eye to remind everybody what an earthy kind of gal he is. All of which may be true, also true that her clothes often fall apart, like her skirt that fell down revealing her shiny underwear.

Not that we're complaining if young hot women of means want to purchase shoddy clothes that routinely malfunction. In fact, when I retire from this sort of job, I'd like to run a store called Shoddy Clothes That Fall Off Hot Ladies. Not sure I'll do a booming business, but any customer coming through the door will be a fun experience. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Paris Hilton Pimping Hard in Sin City

Sort of an odd combination, but with Vegas opening up its 119,000th nightclub, it was time to call in the big guns. Well, minxky little guns in the case of hottie Vanessa Hudgens, who we don't often see at these pimping events. And Billionaire Barbie, who we see at almost all of these events, since it's how she earns her keep.

But, no denying both girls had their finest faces and bodies on display to lure newcomers and drunk gamblers into the club where drinks that were free on the floor now cost you $25 a pop. Hey, that's why they put pretty girls at the door. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens High Intensity Pilates Peeks

Wow, no wonder she was flipping the cameras off just yesterday. Vanessa Hudgens is in serious workout mode these days, getting her minxy little body into all kinds of perfectly hewn shape. Maybe coming out of her Spring Breakers experience, Vanessa realized that her next step up is into seriously skin revealing grown up actress roles and she wants to dazzle in casting.

As far as I'm concerned, Vanessa is already cast in my upcoming film, Horny Blogger Gets Arrested in Pilates Women's Locker Room Shower. Okay, it's not so much a fictional narrative as a future news items, but you can bet Vanessa Hudgens and a pair of worn stretch pants play heavily into the plot. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Flips the Bird, We Barely Notice Her Fingers

I'm pretty sure that celebrities and spoiled athletes are the last remaining adult class who still flip the middle finger as a sign of angry empowerment. I kind of remember a kid back in 6th grade doing it and a bunch of other kids looking at him all funny like he was an immature tool pulling some elementary school baby crap.

But, I guess celebrities never truly grow up, but they do definitely grow hotter, as has Vanessa Hudgens. So while she was flipping the bird, we were ogling her hot body in Pilates class. We don't ruffle easily, not when we're on a leering mission. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wants Desperately to Flash Her Top

Vanessa Hudgens has literally and figuratively blossomed before our eyes, with this entire Spring Breakers adult type film being the final exam if you will in her matriculation into full sextastic womanhood.

For the past few months Vanessa has been out and about, formal and casual, in low cut tops with her deep cleavage and almost wardrobe malfunctions, giving me the impression she's just dangling her danglers on the edge of a big time public reveal that is inevitable to occur. Maybe I'm reading and dreaming too much into this, but seeing Vanessa and her bra and chest flashes about town, I'm feeling very optimistic for a full-on Hudgens flash coming soon. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Nearly Spills Out of Her Top Backstage at Kimmel

Wow, when we said Vanessa Hudgens was growing up fast, we didn't even realize ourselves how fast it was all happening.

Last night pimping Spring Breakers on Jimmy Kimmel, Vanessa wore a loose fitting low cut top that managed to stay up throughout her interview on the show, but backstage after her appearance, very nearly (and, man, how we prayed) fell off, or out, or spilled over or what have you. Now, Vanessa is not a mighty bosomy girl, so maybe spill out is not the appropriate term. But it's the words we used in our prayer. And while they did not go fully answered, watching Vanessa fumble and tug at her top to keep her puppies from going for a walk on their own, well, it was titillating, Enjoy.

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