Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Sports Some Camel Toe In LA

The always lovely Vanessa Hudgens showed off some serious camel toe in LA. She was sporting a pair of thin brown tights that were quite form fitting. One of the forms that could clearly be discerned through the tights was her lady bits. I do so like a camel toe on a hot woman. In normal life you regularly see their cleavage but their swimsuit area is always covered up. Camel toe is like cleavage in your pants. What is great about Vanessa is that she often has problems with camel toe. Well, I don’t know if you would call it a problem. I’m certainly OK with it. The tights also hugged and accentuated her nice, round booty. All that yoga or whatever that she always seems to be doing is paying off butt dividends.

I think Vanessa should get a bronze mold taken of her camel toe and donate it to a museum. I would gladly go to the Getty Museum to see her swimsuit area on display.

Vanessa Hudgens Topless Naked Leaked Selfies, The Fappening 2.0

 

Updated Note: You can see all the Fappening 2.0 photos in their glory on DrunkenStepfather. (**sorry, these are now gone)

Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will be maintaining Fappening 2.0 photos, as well as Subreddits and other more bold users who don’t fear the wrath of Khan. I can’t give any credence to these links or what you might find, but funbags and lady nests seem likely. Hide the children and the family pets, please.

(Lex at WWTDD has a stunningly quick response to today’s celebrity leaked nudes and maybe some better links.)

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Um, damn. Somebody get the ice, the emollients, the aloe vera gel, and the Santeria priestess to pray that my happy parts don’t fall of checking out the full nekkid selfies of super hottie Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, man, those funbags and that beautiful lady nest. Where these photos come from, I think still remains to be seen. I don’t know. I don’t ask, I’m too busy in a catatonic state of obsession and visual wonderment.

Vanessa Hudgens is absolutely positively one of the finest meow kitties in young Hollywood today. Seeing her in the flesh and bone and not caring so much about the bone, well, I feel fully confirmed in my previous rankings. Vanessa kind of burst onto the ogling scene years ago now with some naughty selfies from her wild teen days. Now, this. It’s like witnessing a mini-miracle of the sextastic. Now, I need more ice! Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens, Audrina Patridge, Bella Thorne Highlight the Hotness at the Young Hollywood Awards

I’m not really sure what the Young Hollywood Awards are about, only that it seemed like most of the guests were not all that terribly young. Okay, in their 20′s mostly, but considering the categories were kiddy stuff such as Best Onscreen Kiss and Favorite Bromance, I’m thinking it was geared toward a much younger audience. But, stupid silly award shows aside, the hotties showed up to walk the red carpet. Young Hollywood past and present such as Vanessa Hudgens who looks better than ever before if I might say, Audrina Patridge who I understand is newly single and ever bikini hot, Bella Thorne, the darling ingenue of Hollywood, Jessica Lowndes, underrated body faptastic, and several more.

When you have an awards show at the end of July, you’re not expecting super amounts of attention. Which is perhaps why we didn’t get as much leg and skin as we get at the bigger shows. Still, I’m never looking a gift horse in the mouth, especially one with pretty pucker like Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wearing Tight Shorts Out In Studio City

Actress and professional hottie Vanessa Hudgens was spotted wearing tight short shorts in Studio City. She tried to cover up her face with whatever horrible green concoction she was drinking but her amazing body was in full view. As is her habit she was wearing some very short and tight shorts. There is a bit of the toe of the camel, the shorts riding up just right to show off the contours of her lady area. She was also wearing a crop top shirt which showed off her incredible bare midriff. Of all the bare midriffs we talk about here on Egotastic, her’s might be my favorite. Not only is it toned and flat, she also always wears a belly button ring. For some reason I find that incredibly sexy.

I don’t know what’s in those green drinks but if whatever is in it is what helps her stay in such redonkulously good shape, may I offer to buy a round.

Happy Birthday, America (Here’s Some Hot Celebrities in Bikinis Sucking Popsicles)

For all her cracks and creaking floorboards, there’s no place like home. Happy 238th birthday, America. You may be too prude for boobs in magazines and on television, but like my conservative Aunt Ella, you still manage to surprise me each Christmas with a different color pair of winter socks.

To celebrate the birth of the nation, we’ve put together a few red white and blue bikini and popsicle sucking photos of some of the hottest celebrities celebrating the 4th and summer in the most exposing and tongue-licking way possible. Yes, it’s a crude birthday present, America, but don’t worry, my Aunt Ella got you some socks to keep your feet warm. Happy Birthday.

Vanessa Hudgens Preening, Stretching, Steam Hot in Spandex Shorts for Hot Hiking Time

Vanessa Hudgens may often cover her face when she’s running about in public, but she never does cover that tightly worked out minxy body of hers. Not since a year or two ago when she started getting earnestly into fitness and turned her Disney teen star female form into one hot grown up taut lady body. She really is one of the secretly tightest bodied hottie in Hollywood. Well the secret is out now.

Vanessa picked the perfect outfit for a warm day’s hike in Tinsel Town. Tight Spandex shorts and an athletic top short enough to show off her midriff. Sure, she could wear sweats and an oversized tee, but where’s the fun in that. We thank Vanessa for sharing the blessings of her body with us, and for pretending she doesn’t want to be noticed. You don’t work out that much just for personal resolutions. Vanessa, we need to hike together sometime. Call me when you’re up for a 1/4 mile on a relatively flat surface. I’ll get my crosstraining sandals. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Her Toned Tummy

Actress and hot person Vanessa Hudgens went hiking in California wearing only a sports bra. This allowed all watchers to enjoy her perfectly toned stomach. It’s seriously one of our favorite abdomens here at Egotastic. If we were to create a perfect specimen of womanhood from the spare parts of celebrities, her stomach would be our first choice. The fact that she is always sporting some pretty sexy navel jewelry helps. A lot. Whenever I’m in California I always like the fact that many ladies go hiking in just their sports bras. It’s the only reason I ever agree to go on hikes. Alas, here in New York Cityyou rarely see ladies out and about in just their bras. It’s too cold for most of the year and the rest of the time you’d run the risk of getting your boobs honka honkaed by some crazy homeless guy named Syphilitic Pete.

What I’m saying is that I celebrate Vanessa’s choice of hiking attire.