Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Does Downward Facing Dog In Boots

Vanessa Hudgens was spotted leaving her yoga class in a rather interesting getup. She was sporting a pair of tiny pink shorts that went up almost to her first chakra. The shorts matched her pink yoga mat, which makes me wonder if she either always wears those same shorts to class or has lots of different yoga mats to match her various outfits. She also wore a tall pair of black boots that went almost up to her knees. Now, I'm far from a yoga expert. I'm about as flexible as a rusty tetanus covered piece of rebar but I can't imagine that boots are good for yoga. How are you going to do downward facing dog or the rusty trombone or whatever wearing boots?

You could go barefoot, I guess. But then you'll have to walk around on the dirty floor of some hippie's yoga studio. Maybe the boots are a good idea, Vanessa.

Vanessa Hudgens Shorts Are Not Fitting So Well

I'm not sure if Vanessa Hudgens ever tried on these jean shorts before wearing them out in public, but the belusted little minx of ours seemed to have all kinds of trouble keeping them properly situated on her body, and avoid showing off her Calvins beneath.

We've been watching Vanessa carefully for a while now, especially in her grown up Pilates and yoga hard working out form. It's possible she's just become too in shape for her old clothes. Either that or somebody's been sneaking in her clothing drawers at night in her bedroom and messing with all her stuff. Though I don't know who that could possibly be or why he would leave her a note in her underwear drawer marked, 'I love you so much I just had to explore, yours, Bill.'. It's a real mystery. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless, Cindy Crawford Covered Nekkid, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Show Highlight the Epic W Magazine Pictorial

 

I know people make fun of me for my vast women's magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.

It's only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who's laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You've had your fun belittling me through the years. I'll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Sports Bra Hiking Goodness

There she is. Our little workout petite hottie flashing her bare midriff and some cleavage on a hike in the Hollywood Hills. Vanessa Hudgens can try to hide beneath her silly oversized caps, but we know her body well enough to spot her from above, or down her top at least, or from behind, or any number of other views of her body we've memorized by this point in our leering ventures.

Vanessa doesn't take her body for granted. And neither do we. Her body I mean, my own, well, that's taken beyond granted. But Vanessa keeps in tip top shape so that when she gets dolled up for real, she has one of the finest, tightest little bodies in Celebrityville. Bikinis, tight dresses, low cut tops, short skirts, she has it all working. The time is nigh for a blessedly fully nekkid photoshoot with this worked-out diva. Trust me, Vanessa,  you'll be so happy to see all your hard work in forever photos. We'll be so happy too. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Bare-Midriff Weed Supporter Jogging in Runyon

Vanessa Hudgens does look a little like Kaepernick trying to hide from Seahawks fans beneath his oversized headphones, but she can't hide our outrageously inflated passion for the sextastic little minx, so you know we're peeking as she's jogging in Runyon Canyon here in L.A.

Perhaps no other hottie in Hollywood has embraced the exercise lifestyle quite like Vanessa Hudgens has these past couple years, with the starlet seeming to stick to her daily workout regimen rather daily. When she's not on the job, she's pretty much living in her stretch pants. Oh, how I'd love to live in her stretch pants as well. You throw in a little shoutout for the 420 crowd whilst flashing the tummy and you have a quite delightful Hudgens view, even if she is trying to hide. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Low Cut Sextastic for ‘Gimme Shelter’ Premiere

I thought 2013 might be the year of Vanessa Hudgens. But the way 2014 is starting out for the minxy hot brunette, I probably spoke too soon. Between her low cut cleavetastic Golden Globes after party appearance Sunday evening, and now this little black boobtastic number at the L.A. premiere for the film, Gimme Shelter, Vanessa is showing why she has quickly climbed the ranks of hottest 'it' girl in Hollywood.

Last year we saw Vanessa really picking up her game for Spring Breakers and other more adult and grown up fare. This has included a rigorous workout schedule with her friends and little sister. It all seems to be paying off splendidly, both for Vanessa and for all of us. Just look at that killer body the former Disney star is flaunting these days. The sky's the limit for Vanessa. Hopefully, she won't notice her top falling down the next time she's up there. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Wins the Golden Globes Boobtastic After-Party Awards

Talk about your golden globes, Sofia Vergara has them right here. Sofia easily could have been named the hottie d'jour on the red carpet of the 2014 Golden Globes last night. What she did at the after-party was simply make it a no doubter. Albeit, the lovely likes of Miranda Kerr, Taylor Swift, and a cleavetastic Vanessa Hudgens made a play for the gold medal, nobody was able to keep abreast, as it were, with Sofia and her low cut shiny gown.

At next year's Golden Globes, I hope Sofia sits at my table. I mean, the table I'm assigned to pour water and refill wine glasses. I'm quite certain I would be pouring from her right, even as my left was wandering. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.