Egotastic
We do so lust our telenovela stars south of the border. The super hottie bitch slapping high heel wearing bad girls from some of the most gut-wrenching drama available on our 22-foot satellite dish illegally mounted across the top of our penthouse offices. We can't understand much of what is going on, but we know it's heartbreaking.
And in the lower organ breaking category, veteran soap star Vanessa Arias shines once more in a pictorial spread, as it were, for her home country's H Extremo magazine where Vanessa just gets all kinds of muy muy sexual and makes me wish I was the abodago or doctore on the receiving end of her lovelorn assaults. Oh, how I'd let her slap me silly. Disfruta.
Vanessa Arias Drops Some Seriously Sextastic Soap Star Hotness for Chilanga Surf Magazine
We do love us our Mexican telenovelas. As you know, we got a guy who tilts our oversized roof antenna in the direction of the ancient Mayan temples to the South which provides us an unlimited set of Spanish language channels from which to consume our hottie-filled daytime dramas. The end result, well, a few lost IQ points, but, more importantly, an entire new set of crazy hot bitch-slapping Latina thespianics to drool over, including the likes of raven-haired hottie Vanessa Arias, who've seen flashing her bare necessities before.
Featured in the upcoming edition of Chilanga Surf magazine, Vanessa shows that she can be wicked hot with some of her clothes still on. And while we can not fully condone this practice of sextastic women wearing clothes, we can undoubtedly say that we would pay for the privilege of having Vanessa Arias slap up us with the side of her shoe just for being a very naughty doctor. Enjoy.