Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman MILFy Mommy Boobs Are the Perfect Addition to My Riviera Yachting Dreams

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in this world not vacationing on a yacht off the Southern coast of France. Though I suppose there are also one or two of you out there who were not hanging in the blue waters off of St. Tropez this weekend aboard your various sized yachts. But Uma Thurman was.

Mommyhood has certainly take on Uma Thurman, or maybe it's vice-versa, but the one time slender-as-a-rail thespianic and Kill Bill kick butt star has become a much curvier, bosomy gal since popping out the pups and moving heavily into parental mode. I kind of like it. Not just the cushion-for-the-pushin' you crude bastards I like to call my friends will shout out. But just the air of a PTA president who you know is quite a bit naughty when the sun goes down and the lights go off.

And with that new floppy rack to bring to the table (or sofa or yacht pull out bed), I'm guessing when the ship is a rocking, kids do not come a knocking. There, I used two horrible old school cliches in a single post. I win. Or I would, if I could just afford a yacht.  Enjoy.

Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Put the Moms Back in Mom Boobs

It seems like everybody is on a yacht somewhere these days, St. Tropez mostly, save for yours truly, who remains a landlubber and lady lover from more modest quarters. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to take the chance to leer at the sextastic set aboard their fancy vessels, especially lovely ladies like Uma Thurman who have suddenly developed memorably mommy mams during their veteran days.

Hanging out on a fancy ship off the coast of Southern France, Uma showed exactly why the MILF class always owns the fiesta deck of any party boat. Plain and simple, I'm ready to commit to Uma in some type of mutually beneficial Adult Nursing type relationship. And, by mutually beneficial, I mean, I've yet to have any idea what the hell Uma will get out of it. But maybe she just likes to say 'yes' to overly eager looking gentlemen. Enjoy.

Mena Suvari, Emma Roberts, and Uma Thurman Highlight the Goodies at Versace Fashion Show

Here's five things I can't afford. Paris. Anything Versace. And Mena Suvari, Emma Roberts, and Uma Thurman. I truly only care about the latter three. But at least I got to window shop as the three tasty celebrity treats got all dolled up for the Versace fashion show in Paris over the weekend. I guess it's one of the 27 fashion weeks in Paris again. But I'm not complaining. Not when it brings the sextastic ladies out in their form fitting dresses.

Sadly, all three of these lovely lasses are well versed in the strict tight-crossing of the leg policy when viewing a fashion show from the VIP front row. No panties were flashed. But, my heart still went pitter patter. I'll save the actual cardiac arrest for when I see the price tags on what the models were wearing. Enjoy.

Uma Thurman Boobtastic and Jennifer Lopez Booty Highlight the Hotness at the amfAR Gala

The good folks at amfAR like to throw a party, seemingly every weekend now. They tap the kegs more often than your local frat house. But, tt's a good cause so onward I say, especially since they always do seem to have a fine contingent of sextastic celebrities in attendance, showing off their fineries.

At the amfAR Inspiration Gala last night in the Big Apple, two particular ladies really stood out. Uma Thurman for her bouncing udders both upright and down top as she lowered her mommy milkers into plain sight. And Jennifer Lopez, for an ever fine booty that she just so happens to exhibit in dresses cut tight across her rump. Bless you for that, Jenny from the Block.

All in all, it looked like another spectacular party that I was not invited too. I'm guessing my $5 donation was not up to snuff for VIP treatment. Still, ogling remains the very cheap and heavily fulfilling alternative. Enjoy.

Uma Thurman Still Ocean Washing Her Newly En-Rounded Body

We get letters, oh, we get letters, and you preggo fetishists just love to write, mostly in crayon, granted, but we respect each and every single personal kink of each and every one of our readers, not to mention the twenty-seven we've self-identified as obscure sexual preferences related to our own psych chart, so who are we to deny you more swollen bodied Uma Thurman, still working her with-child thang off the coast of St. Barts.

I suppose for Uma herself, this is the brief timeline of opportunity to have a big pair of knockers and a full asstastic, the kind of thing we've never really seen from the thin-framed model and actress over the years. If somebody had to get her pregnant again to create this visual novelty, so be it, we don't have to change the diapers, just ogle and depart. Enjoy.

Uma Thurman Preggo Bikini Pictures For Kinky Milk-Laden Fantasies

There are a ton of our favorite sexy celebrities pregnant this season, a season of fecund mating without yours truly getting in on any of the prodigious babymaking action I sorrowfully must add, but it does give the pregnant woman fetishists among us a great opportunity to see some of their darlings swelling up to abnormally large visions of glorious stuffing.

Uma Thurman hit the yacht off the coast of some fancy island over the weekend, looking like she's getting ready to pop out kid number eleventeen or something shortly, but still taking her exercise reps with leaps into the wild blue under-yonder and flashing perhaps the only time you'll ever get to see a reasonably full bosom on the typically pencil-thin Thurman.

So, fetishists, have at it. Uma, hot, pregnant, wet swimsuit. This ought to fill up the rest of your afternoon with private time matters. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

 

Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.