Theresa Ortiz

Theresa Ortiz Bikini Pool Time Madness in the Big Easy

Consider Theresa Ortiz another reality show hottie that I really need to get to know. I hope she feels the same way about getting to know pale bloggers. She’s one of the cast of Love and Hip Hop and the only one not currently under arrest I believe. Though she could be arrested for exciting the male population to a point of frenzy I suppose. Oh, yes, arrested on crimes of passion.

Theresa and some friends were bikini dipping into the pool in New Orleans when the sextastic meter started beeping, indicating some must capture candid moments. Wow, her sultry Puerto Rican goodies in that bikini. I just wanted to show her my tax return faked with an extra zero added to the income line to look semi-impressive then ask her out for beignets. I think that’s French for doing the naughty. I hope so. Theresa, you are one fine looking Latina lady. Let’s be friends. Enjoy.

Theresa Ortiz Bikinis on the Beach in San Juan

Theresa Ortiz Bilingual Bikini Babe Drops Some Jersey Heat on Miami Beach

Don’t tread on Jersey. For all the bad press the state receives due to such unfortunate media disasters as Jersey Shore, the state of Jersey produces some seriously multicultural levels of hotness, including a bikini sweetie we’d like to introduce you to today, bilingual actress and model, Theresa Ortiz, who did us the kind favor of taking her hot body and little white bikini down to Miami Beach for a little show and show.

You already know we have a weakness for strong female bodies; but add to that a definitely knee shaking when whispering naughty nothings in Spanish start getting whispered in the ear. Even when it’s just the Spanish version of ‘get the hell out before I kick you in the nads’ which I hear often. Mmm, so sexy. Enjoy.