Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen Goes Goth With Long Long Legs

Wow, we haven't seen former teen rocker slash actress Taylor Momsen in some time. Apparently, she was off getting even taller, with even longer legs, which she was flashing while all gothed up for a music video shoot in New York City.

I'd like to say that Taylor Momsen lived up to her rebellious underage promise, but, sadly, she's kind of gone dark since her punky showy exhibitionist pre barely legal times. And I don't mean dark as in more drinking, smoking, and carousing. That would actually work out well. But just absent from the ogling landscape. Perhaps this is a sign of hotter things to come. Or maybe just taller things. Enjoy.

Taylor Momsen Returns to Gossip Girl to Flash Some Serious Leg

Looking a bit like John Lennon during his psychotropic tripping days, the teen model turned rock star and teenage ingenue, Taylor Momsen returned to the set of Gossip Girl, a show left a couple years ago now to pursue her underaged drinking and smoking and stripping concert tour across the clubs of Europe. And, for the record, a good decision for Taylor that worked out quite well for us also.

Nevertheless, Gossip Girl does know what sells too, so, in the least, they do have their young actresses flashing legs, and Taylor Momsen has a pair for the ages.

Someday, soon I suspect, we'll see Taylor Momsen fully nekkid, and I don't mean blurred as she is in her YouTube music video, but I mean nekkid nekkid. And, on that day, the angels in your pants shall sing triumphantly. Enjoy.

Taylor Momsen Flashing Her Taped Up Boobtastic and the Melons of Others Onstage in Buenos Aires

Weird thing. We haven't seen much of Taylor Momsen since we tracked her ever so closely on her almost barely legal tour of European nightclubs over a year ago, flashing her panties and body parts in all sorts of underaged manners upon which we could not comment. Then, she turns 18, and it was a virtual disappearing act from the ogle-worthy photo game. Like a reverse coming of age story, something we had a very hard time swallowing.

But, after a long absence from the Egotastic! stage at least, the formerly punkish rebel smoking model and singer turned a stage performance in Argentina into a newsworthy event when she pulled up her shirt and flashed her grip-taped over rocker chick melons and then proceeded to barely cover up a busty pair of fan knockers from a woman brought on stage. The entire thing was some sort of massively teasing stage craft that we kind of admire, and, yet, wonder if old school rocker chicks might not have skipped the tape and the hand-bras for their 'in your face, society' type moments.

Nevertheless, it is so very good to see almost all of tall blonde and naughty Taylor Momsen once again. Enjoy.

 

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen See-Through, Emma Thompson Topless, Coco Hotness, and Much Much More…

 

Well, hello, end of the work week. Yep, I'm staring you right in the face, weekend and I've got two words for you: cheap beer.

But we can't ever officially, formally, or even legally I believe enter into our contract with the weekend devil before we share with you all that you have shared with us, in the gloriously sextastic gumbo pot of celebrity skin we refer to affectionately around here as Reader Finds. It's like the aloe on our skinburn of hot fleshy needs; the salve to save our ever hungry libidos from starvation. And it's always chock full of goodness.

This week's Reader Finds includes Coco looking covered topless cocolicious hot, Ashley Smith most definitely topless, Keeley Hazell even more topless, Emma Thompason topless too (you betcha), Kate Upton see-through and wet, Dania Londono of U.S. Secret Service infamy on the beach, Abigail Clancy nipple peeks, Taylor Momsen see-through bra, Aly Michalka sheer top goodness, Sophie Rundle funbags in Episodes, Julia Stiles see-through, Miley Cyrus underwear naughty on the set, Kate Upton looking like one hot doll, and Maribel Guardia classic topless movie scene,  Just an overflowing bowl of must-sees.

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Sideboob, Sara Jean Underwood Topless, Eva Mendes Crazy Sexy and Much Much More…

 

All hail Friday. I stand not alone in my love of the last of the weekdays, the day before the day I get my worst hangover of the week, and that's saying something. A five-day journey through the sextastic, culminating in our big stew of skin we like to call Reader Finds, where we literally let it all hang out.

This week's Reader Finds includes the bodacious boobtastic likes of Taylor Momsen with some on-stage sideboob, Sara Jean Underwood stills without clothing, Eva Mendes in a single, super crazy sexy photo, model Saskia De Brauw nekkid on camera, Michelle Bombshell McGeee equally nekkid in a few tasteless caps from her sex tape, Odette Yustman onscreen camel toe, Aubrey O'Day nipple slip in a bikini, Katy Cocktease in a cleavy photoshoot, model Sara Stephens in some wicked almost not there lingerie, and brunette hotite Lindsey Strutt in a sweet hot topless photoshoot. Enjoy.

What’s Taylor Momsen Been Up To? More Rocker Chick Exhibitionist Stage Shows

Taylor Momsen came out of her shy little shell again last night for a show with her Pretty Reckless band at the Culture Room in Ft. Lauderdale, and judging by the way Taylor dressed and worked the crowd, I think it's fair to say the culture was fairly low-brow. Which is just the way we like it, natch.

SInce turning 18 last summer, the teen model and actress turned rock punk young diva has sort of been a disappointment in the areas of naughty visual treats, not particularly stepping up her exhibitionist game since the artificial date by which we could call her hot and sexy and make lewd but honest references to badly wanting to see her nekkid. Yet, even in her lesser efforts, Taylor Momsen is still ten times more interesting to see than most little teen music queens, so we definitely do look. And imagine. And drool a bit at her tall, slender, unwholesome body in her little flashy punk bits. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jessie J Nipple Slip, Taylor Momsen Upskirts, Cindy Crawford Topless, and Much Much More…

 

We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy,  a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, and Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing. It's all good, very good.

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