I got so many positive responses last week to my little bit about what I was watching online on a Sunday evening, I decided to give you my list again. Granted, the bulk of that positive response came in emails from my Uncle Steve followed by, can you help me out with a few bucks, but I like to think his compliments were independently valid. I like sharing. It makes me feel like I’m part of a global campaign to help people see more hot women. If the UN had any legitimacy, I would already be named an ambassador.
As to what I’ve been watching the past several hours, well, how about Candice Swanepoel oiled and glittery booty, Beyonce bikini body hot in her Standing on the Sun video, Stephanie Pratt showing off like a naughty schoolgirl for the Brits, and Doutzen Kroes teasing in black lingerie and stockings. As you can tell, my tastes are diverse. I invite you to share in my virtual playlist. Enjoy.
Stephanie Pratthas revitalized her show-woman, reality career in the U.K., appearing on some silly craptastic shows over yonder, different than the silly craptastic shows she used to be on in the U.S. Still, she remains one of the finer looking ladies from those original shows, despite her lineage and silly siblings and all that other nonsense so many of us have to deal with.
Stephanie put together a lovely bit of blonde exhibition in lingerie and some open tops for a non-racy, but altogether alluring shoot for FHM, the lads magazine of England. She most definitely still has plenty of chops to bring to bear. We see her in a bikini about twice a year still, but it’s been a while since she did anything sextastic in magazines. Here’s to hoping this is the start of another beautiful relationship. Enjoy.
For those of you man folk and Sapphic leaning ladies who love the girls with more body to love, the latest edition of Stephanie Pratt, who appears in a bikini now about twice a year, has shown up curvy and lovely in Barbados for the holiday atop a jet ski. Stephanie has always been one of the more curvy of the original fashion reality girls of Orange County, now she’s letting herself get even more Rubenesque which many of us fluffy lady lovers find quite appealing in this age of the stick thing figurines.
Stephanie has mostly been appearing on British TV of late, some silly shows that play off her original fame from The Hills. She’s always seemed like the most sane of the group of mostly dunces. Now she seems like the one who might be eating the healthiest. So good on her. Good on her pink bikini. And good on lucky old Caribbean waters who get to lap up every sweet bit of it. Enjoy.
There she goes and does it again. Just when we had forgotten about former Hills cast member Stephanie Pratt, perhaps the lowest profile of the show’s primarily annoying alums, she goes and unlocks the safety deposit box in our spank bank where we keep only the most archived of primer.
Out in West Hollywood the other evening for some frou-frou event or another, Stephanie made another one of her twice a year or so public appearances and just looked mighty fine. She’s been doing this now for the past couple years, and, quite honestly, we could use a little more Stephanie. We kind of, yeah, okay, we miss her. There, I said it. Enjoy.
We must hand it to Stephanie Pratt. Just a week ago we hadn’t mentioned her name in nearly three years, now we wait with bated breath for her next series of bikini photos from Hawaii, as popped up today, and made us do a little ooh and ahh in the office place, which are utterances normally reserved for when we serve free food to the nerds in the dark tech room.
But there’s no denying that Stephanie deserves a little bit of verbally mumbled compliments for her look not only in the sextastic little bikini, but her ride atop the longboard (I think it was a shortboard before Stephanie put it between her legs) is definitely a site we shall not soon forget. And we’re guys, we forget stuff pretty easily. Enjoy.
We haven’t seen or hear much from former Hills star Stephanie Pratt in the past few years, I suppose this is a good thing (not hearing from her brother Spencer for a long time now is an even greater thing). However, when any celeb shows up in a skimpy red bikini, well, it’s time to take another gander. An ogle afresh, you might say.
And for all the Pratt family fall from fame and fortune, Stephanie does look pretty good here. She’s managed to stay away from much of the knife work that disfigured her sister-in-law, Heidi Montag, looks like she’s actually eating real human food, and just all around looks kind of healthy. Amazing. The skin tone is another matter, but a week in Hawaii ought to help that. So, Stephanie, we give you a solid ‘welcome back’ for your Hawaiian bikini show. You’re alright by us, sister. Enjoy.
A hodgepodge of hotness if you will. Ranging from Dania Ramirez right on down to Kesha. And, that is quite a range. Nevertheless, the boys at Maxim never seem to disappoint in the hot girl department, so you can count on a more than decent 2012 Calendar. You could find worse ways to measure your days.