There she goes and does it again. Just when we had forgotten about former Hills cast member Stephanie Pratt, perhaps the lowest profile of the show’s primarily annoying alums, she goes and unlocks the safety deposit box in our spank bank where we keep only the most archived of primer.
Out in West Hollywood the other evening for some frou-frou event or another, Stephanie made another one of her twice a year or so public appearances and just looked mighty fine. She’s been doing this now for the past couple years, and, quite honestly, we could use a little more Stephanie. We kind of, yeah, okay, we miss her. There, I said it. Enjoy.
We must hand it to Stephanie Pratt. Just a week ago we hadn’t mentioned her name in nearly three years, now we wait with bated breath for her next series of bikini photos from Hawaii, as popped up today, and made us do a little ooh and ahh in the office place, which are utterances normally reserved for when we serve free food to the nerds in the dark tech room.
But there’s no denying that Stephanie deserves a little bit of verbally mumbled compliments for her look not only in the sextastic little bikini, but her ride atop the longboard (I think it was a shortboard before Stephanie put it between her legs) is definitely a site we shall not soon forget. And we’re guys, we forget stuff pretty easily. Enjoy.
We haven’t seen or hear much from former Hills star Stephanie Pratt in the past few years, I suppose this is a good thing (not hearing from her brother Spencer for a long time now is an even greater thing). However, when any celeb shows up in a skimpy red bikini, well, it’s time to take another gander. An ogle afresh, you might say.
And for all the Pratt family fall from fame and fortune, Stephanie does look pretty good here. She’s managed to stay away from much of the knife work that disfigured her sister-in-law, Heidi Montag, looks like she’s actually eating real human food, and just all around looks kind of healthy. Amazing. The skin tone is another matter, but a week in Hawaii ought to help that. So, Stephanie, we give you a solid ‘welcome back’ for your Hawaiian bikini show. You’re alright by us, sister. Enjoy.
A hodgepodge of hotness if you will. Ranging from Dania Ramirez right on down to Kesha. And, that is quite a range. Nevertheless, the boys at Maxim never seem to disappoint in the hot girl department, so you can count on a more than decent 2012 Calendar. You could find worse ways to measure your days.
Check out the likes of Dania Ramirez, Arianny Celeste, and Kylie Bisutti in little bikinis and skimpy things. Enjoy.
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Kendra Wilkinson and other celebrity flashers. (TheFrisky)
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I’m kinda disappointed with myself for actually posting pictures of the sister of the world’s biggest douchebag asshole, but I’ve got to admit, and after all the soft lighting and photoshopping, these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures from the January issue of Maxim magazine are actually pretty hot. I mean, even I have to admist that she’s got one hell of an ass. Which is good, because it’s a whole lot better than her face.
Oh yeah, this is really happening. No, these are not Audrina Patridge bikini pictures, or even Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures. No, these are Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures. The useless 3rd string player on The Hills, who’s brother is the most annoying Douchebag in the world, is finally getting her moment in the sun. Literally.
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