What can you say about a calendar that features the likes of Rosie Jones, Danni Wells, Sophie Howard, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Hall in and out of various bikini and low cut outfits, flashing their bare funbags for the love of all things 2014? Well, you can say, come on January 1, I know it’s only August, but you can’t get here soon enough.
We love us some wicked hot boobtastic Britty glamour models. When you start getting them together, in and out of pools and fun cosplay costumes, in and out of their clothes, our love turns to full on lust and a desire to start buying things. Starting with the 2014 Hot Shots calendar when that must-be-amazing eye popper comes to market. Selling to us is ever so simple. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure what the amazingly boobtastic Britty model Sophie Howard was thinking when she gave her farewell to glamour modeling speech last year. But she wasn’t thinking clearly. Each of us is put on this Earth for a purpose. It’s not about having a gift. Everyone does. It’s about properly recognizing your gift and sharing that with the rest of the world. This is what led me to my traveling exhibition of toothpick-and-pea model art. And what should keep Sophie Howard in topless modeling until such time as she simply can’t take her puppies out to play any longer.
Featured in a Ketchup photoshoot in Ibiza, what could be the world’s hottest bustiest topless mermaid shows exactly where he talents lie and why we must ask her kindly to never take them away from us again. We’re all rowers in the boat that we call happiness. And, oh, how I’d love to see Sophie Howard rowing topless. Enjoy
Sophie Howard quit glamour modeling. I cried. Now she’s back and I’m sobbing like a girl child. And why wouldn’t you bew like an infant upon seeing the massive mammaries of Sophie, back in outtakes from her return-to-glory Nuts photoshoot.
There’s always darkness before the dawn. Say hello to the dawn. They are glorious. Enjoy.
We can’t say for sure if these Sophie Howard topless wonderment photos are quite new, as the boobacious Britty glamour model claimed to have retired from the sport. But we can say on this Mammarial Monday, that we are thankful for EgoReader ‘Dylan’ who insisted on sharing his lust for all things round and fluffy and Sophie with us today, and, in turn, with all of you.
There’s no day in the week more deserving of taking a five minutes break to breathe in, if not motorboat, an epically fine pair of chest buoys. Sophie Howard does the trick and then some by bending her curvaceous body in all wicked types of nekkid fun time positions. If you survive this drill, you’ll be good for the rest of the week. Or, at least, much happier. Enjoy.
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Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We’ve collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we’re going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.
This week’s figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we’ve ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It’s a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.
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Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.
This week’s Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub, sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.
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Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don’t even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there’s been nothing finer on the Internet.
This week’s Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O’Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It’s all so very good.
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