Sophie Howard

Sophie Howard Was Silly to Ever Leave Modeling

By Bill Swift | April 9, 2013 @ 11:25 am

Sophie Howard Topless Beach Photoshoot for Ketchup Ibiza

I'm not exactly sure what the amazingly boobtastic Britty model Sophie Howard was thinking when she gave her farewell to glamour modeling speech last year. But she wasn't thinking clearly. Each of us is put on this Earth for a purpose. It's not about having a gift. Everyone does. It's about properly recognizing your gift and sharing that with the rest of the world. This is what led me to my traveling exhibition of toothpick-and-pea model art. And what should keep Sophie Howard in topless modeling until such time as she simply can't take her puppies out to play any longer.

Featured in a Ketchup photoshoot in Ibiza, what could be the world's hottest bustiest topless mermaid shows exactly where he talents lie and why we must ask her kindly to never take them away from us again. We're all rowers in the boat that we call happiness. And, oh, how I'd love to see Sophie Howard rowing topless. Enjoy

Sophie Howard Topless and Back in Charge in Outtakes

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2013 @ 1:33 pm

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Sophie Howard Boobtastic Topless Nuts Outtakes March 2013

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Sophie Howard quit glamour modeling. I cried. Now she's back and I'm sobbing like a girl child. And why wouldn't you bew like an infant upon seeing the massive mammaries of Sophie, back in outtakes from her return-to-glory Nuts photoshoot.

There's always darkness before the dawn. Say hello to the dawn. They are glorious. Enjoy.

Sophie Howard Topless and Pinned Up for Mammarial Mondays

By Bill Swift | March 4, 2013 @ 10:10 am

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We can't say for sure if these Sophie Howard topless wonderment photos are quite new, as the boobacious Britty glamour model claimed to have retired from the sport. But we can say on this Mammarial Monday, that we are thankful for EgoReader 'Dylan' who insisted on sharing his lust for all things round and fluffy and Sophie with us today, and, in turn, with all of you.

There's no day in the week more deserving of taking a five minutes break to breathe in, if not motorboat, an epically fine pair of chest buoys. Sophie Howard does the trick and then some by bending her curvaceous body in all wicked types of nekkid fun time positions. If you survive this drill, you'll be good for the rest of the week. Or, at least, much happier. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr Topless, Christina Milian Upskirt, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | April 6, 2012 @ 9:29 am

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Oh, blessed Friday. How do you do. We've collectively earned ourselves a little R&R on this Easter Weekend (Pesach, for our friends of the even more ancient traditions) and we're going to start easing into it through a group leer at the bountiful harvest of hotness brought together by the clans for the weekly communal ritual we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's figurative juicy ham sandwich comes packed with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr in a beautiful topless beach photo, Eliza Dushku looking as sexy as we've ever seen, Alessandra Ambrosio nighttime naughty, Franco-Cannuckian hottie Anais Pouliot artsy topless, Christina Milian panties peek, Belen Rodriguez topless on the beach, Caroline Wozniacki tennis time upskirts, Gemma Merna lingerie amazing, Genesis Rodriguez underwear hot body, Jennifer Lawrence nipple slip, Mila Kunis with her fist in her mouth, Sara Tommasi pantyhose commando flashes, and Sophie Howard hot and topless. It's a springtime buffet of the boobtastic.

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READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot, Winona Ryder Unusually Topless, Brooklyn Decker Camel Toe, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 30, 2012 @ 9:38 am

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Angelina Jolie Topless with a Horse Photoshoot

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Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.

This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub, sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.

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READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 16, 2012 @ 9:52 am

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Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.

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READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 9, 2012 @ 8:42 am

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Let's get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week's Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes.