Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Sheer Top And Tight Jeans In New Orleans

Pop princess Selena Gomez was looking boobtastic in a sheer top and tight jeans. Selena has got a killer rack and what’s amazing is how often she likes to show it off. In this see-through number you can the black bra underneath. When I was just a lad my father told me of a theory he had that women who regularly wear black lingerie are usually down for anything. I’d like to think that that is true of Selena. Besides the top, she also had on a pair of super tight black jeans. They hugged her luscious Latin curves just right. I am a big fan of Selena’s booty. It’s nice a bubble shape and I would love to give it a smack.

But you resist that urge. That’s how fools end up in prison. So, for now I’m going to have to settle for watching her from afar,

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Selena Gomez In A Towel, Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top, Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Reveal Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, hot mamas with cameras and a penchant for self-promotion, how I respect the shizz out of you. Our leading lovely ladies of social media who devote time in their day to snap crazy hot skin baring shots of themselves for the benefit of both fandom and ego. You do make the world go around just a little bit more smoothly, you know, with curves smoothly.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus in just pasties, Kylie Jenner pants down bikini reveal, Hailee Steinfeld selfie shooting her bikini boobtastic, Selena Gomez in just a towel, Diana Falzone lounging hotness, Black Chyna showing off her planetary booty, and much much more. You owe it to the mimes who just can’t seem to ever get out of those imaginary boxes to check out every one of these twenty-eight smoking hot self-published sextastic candids. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez In A Slinky Swimsuit And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Selena Gomez sends the world a smoking hot picture of her in a swimsuit. (Huffington Post)

Arianny Celeste‘s booty will make you pant like a dog. (TMZ)

Nina Agdal Instagrams her bikinied butt and it is amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley‘s boobs are still a work of art. (Hollywood Tuna)

Doutzen Kroes in a bikini will make your day. (Popoholic)

Let’s take a minute and celebrate underboobs. (The Chive)

Anastasia Ashley‘s booty on a beach. That is all. (The Superficial)

Selena Gomez Bikini Beach Day With Super Tight Wet Shorts

Since this is a day for confessions, let me confess this is one horrible bikini. I don’t talk too much fashion here as my own style represents Target circa 2006. But you know, I have seen one or two bikinis in my time. I adore Selena Gomez as the grass adores the sun. I need her. But this swimsuit is something straight out of the invented by granny line. Nevertheless, it does hang on the body of Selena Gomez, so it is therefore something I want to duly imagine removing from her wet form.

Selena continues her beach vacation down Mexico way where she’s relaxing and recovering from whatever it is successful pop stars need to recover from. Luxury hotel stays I suppose. Brutal. But if it means seeing Selena daily in her two piece, even old lady shorts, I’m down with the program. Selena, let’s shoot for something in thong category tomorrow. I know you’ve put on a few lbs., but your little bit of chubby just make me want you that much more. I’m about the whole person. And more booty to squeeze, goes without saying. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Bikini Splishy Splash Sextastic Girl Vacation Time Down Mexico Way

Oh, my belusted Selena Gomez. Now in her bikini body pink form down Mexico way. How do I lust thee? Let me caress all the ways.

The pop diva petite bit of sextastic took a vacation down south of the border with some of her girlfriends who all got into bikinis to giggle and splash and check out each other’s bodies as I’m pretty sure all girls do when they get together on bikini vacations. Just the ladies, maybe a little lesbionics, but mostly just a chance to show off Selena’s sweet soft body in a brightly tantalizing two piece. Selena has just a little chub on her fine female form. I know most of you understand that’s a compliment. It’s also kind of driving me to madness at the moment. Selena in a bikini! Happy days. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Wet Cleavy Goodness in a Swimsuit

Selena Gomez is no longer getting all grow’d up. She’s there. The petite minxy brunette and belusted Latina diva may always be on the girlish side, but there’s no doubt she’s now got the allure of a fully locked and loaded pistol of a woman, featured in and featuring herself in various looks of mature delight.

In these shots from Jake Bailey, Selena shows off her coming out of the water bathing suit hottie look that she has nearly perfected. Just to remind you what going on vacation with her might look like, well, if she brought along her makeup artist and wardrobe stylist. I’d allow that, though I would insist they stay in separate rooms. I don’t need witnesses to the awesome power of my love making, even when I’m alone. Te amo, Selena. You will always be my little slice of sultry heaven. Enjoy.

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TwitPic RoundUp: Adrianne Curry Arm Bra! Bella Thorne And Selena Gomez Bikinis!!

This week there are some seriously tasty dishes in our Twitpic RoundUp. The hot ladies of the world spent their time Instagraming and Tweeting lots of scantily clad pics. Maybe it’s a sign that Spring has sprung. We start with seriously sexy Adrianne Curry completely naked and using her arm as a strategically placed bra. Adrianne has one of the best racks I’ve ever seen and it’s my job to look at boobs. Next we have ginger beauty Bella Thorne in a tiny pink bikini. Bella Thorne makes me think some very bad thoughts. There is also Selena Gomez who is, wait for it, in a bikini. I’m starting to believe that Selena only wears bikinis. Seriously, it’s like every day. Not that there is anything wrong with that. You can also see Olivia Wilde‘s thong, Kendall Jenner sticking her hand down her sister Kylie‘s pants, and Maitland Ward wearing only body paint. Joy!

Jessica Lowndes also shows off her bikini body while floating in a pool. And of course, we can’t forget Charlotte McKinney demurely covering her ginormous boobage with her hands. Seriously, this gallery goes on and on with seriously sexy pics.

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