Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Cleavage, Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, and Emily Ratajkowski Killer Funbags Rule the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the sextastic hits just keep on coming. By way of social media where Tinsel Town’s hottest and brightest looking continue to ply their ego-fulfillment trade by way of posting hot candid photos of themselves to Twitter and Instagram and the like. It’s the modern equivalent of free lunch for the rest of us, though perhaps a little less free for the company paying us to work while we peruses the steamy selfies and amateurs instead. Ah, go on, they won’t mind.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste with bikini booty perfection, Emily Ratajkowski in several cleavage revealing numbers, Shay Mitchell super sextastic and showy, Jen Selter and her epic taut bikini curves, Selena Gomez flashing her chestal goodness, Kendall Jenner in just her Calvins, Nicki Minaj proudly peacocking her funbags, and much more. You owe it to Cousin Stan’s kids who will once more be getting half-thoughtless Christmas gifts from your checklist to check out each and every one of these revealing skintastic social media self-published treats. Seriously, you can shop better than this. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Chesty Goodness in Multiple Outfits at the 2014 American Music Awards

I would be remiss if I didn’t close out the coverage of the limply limp 2014 American Music Awards with my personal highlight of Selena Gomez flashing chesty goodness in multiple wardrobe changes for the red carpet, show performance, and just hanging with her hottie besties in the front row of the audience. Selena has definitely grown into her pop diva role and the various revealing and form fitting outfits that come with such a job responsibility. And, my oh my, did she look stellar.

I can’t say Selena and her nearly bared niblets were enough to make watching those AMA’s horrific, let alone her sing clearly intended for the Devil’s Midget, but it certainly helped. Te amo, Selena. One day we’ll match that minxy body of yours to the appropriate Justin-free mindset and we’ll really have a home run. Until then, a solid triple with your luscious doubles. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Cleavy At The Unlikely Heroes Awards Dinner And Gala

Sexy Selena Gomez was looking particularly cleavy and boobtastic at the Unlikely Heroes Awards dinner and gala. She was sporting a general’s jacket looking thing but forgot to wear either a bra or a shirt underneath. Silly Selena. She forgets to wear bras a lot of the time. I must say that I wholeheartedly approve. Selena has some of my favorite ta-tas of anyone in the biz. They are big and shaped nice without looking monstrous on her frame. What I’m saying is that her boobies suit her well. I often write in my dream journal about how it’s not fair that Justin Bieber has gotten to nuzzle into those lady pillows while I have not. I know that it’s just a stupid wish from a lonely boy from suburban Texas but I would like to hold those bad boys just one time before I die.

That will probably never happen, but I can dream can’t I?

Selena Gomez, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale and So Many Other Crazy Hot Decked Out A-List Ladies Cleave It Up for LACMA

Nothing to see here, just a decked out and dolled up super hottie party featuring the likes of Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Toni Garrn, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Adams and many more. It was like a parade of the women of my imaginary awards show where everybody wants to win an Oscar and Oscar is the nickname of my… well, you get the idea. A parade of of wicked hot A-list women in heels and gowns. I couldn’t be happier without them taking their clothes off.

The event was something to do with LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art where I often take dates to pretend I’m somebody I’m not. I’ve been told to be myself many times before, but I’ve also noticed I don’t get many second dates when the first is beer and go-kart racing. So I do the museum. Save the dirt track for the third date after I’ve hidden their passports and learned to say you’ll never see your beautiful village again in their native tongues. I’ve seen many interesting sights at LACMA, but none so artistically memorable as this red carpet lineup of lovely ladies. It was like the Oscars in November and without the self-serving speeches. Just perfect. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Sultry in Revealing Swimsuit Top for High End Fashions

The Internet is buzzing with Selena Gomez doing a very grown up photo shoot with photographer Aris Jereme probably destined to be pimping out something in some magazine coming soon. Selena’s done some more mature looks of late, so this is not totally off the charts, but my belusted Latina could show up in a triple burqa with a college freshman fifteen oversized sweatshirt covering all and still be the candle that ignites my rockets. She really has that special bit of minx power, and when you add in some cleavage peeks and grown up wet hair tossing, well, clear the launch pad if you know what I’m saying.

I read many Selena Gomez interviews because I need to read something when waiting to see my sensual foot masseuse. She still seems to have a bit of maturing to do on the inside, if I may say so as somebody who knows little about the human condition. As for the outside, I would not change a thing. Well, maybe even less clothes, but outside of that, not a thing. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Works A Swimsuit And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Selena Gomez knows how to use Instagram better than anyone else ever. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian, her bare back, nips, and booty went on a Taco Bell date with Kanye. (TMZ)

Remember when Madonna and Britney Spears made out and it was hot? (Huffington Post)

Maryna Linchuk nekkid in Allure Russia. That is all. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton shows off her bare mid-riff to the world. (Hollywood Tuna)

Can I interest you in some nekkid Adrianne Curry? (The Superficial)

Celebrate Candice Swanepoel‘s birthday with a sexy Instagram retrospective. (COED)

Selena Gomez Cleavage and Hot Legs for Kimmel

Selena Gomez really is growing into her role as minxy sex symbol these days. The starlet has turned into the ingenue who has turned into the confident petite hottie who struts onto the set of late night talk shows to promote her movies and songs in classy, but revealing cleavage and leg baring dresses, knowing she will be the absolute center of attention. That takes confidence, some maturity, and a whole lot of sextastic.

Selena Gomez hit up Jimmy Kimmel to talk about her new movie, explain that negative comments about her online don’t affect her while looking affected, and generally just look as alluring as my belusted little Latina diva can look. I wasn’t paying attention to her words so much as I was ogling her fantastically perfect lovely female form. I hope her movie does well, whatever it is. Enjoy.