Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez Repping Pop Hotties at 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.

Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Wants You To ‘Come and Get It’ (I’m Here and I Want It!)

Come and Get It pretty much sums up how I feel Selena Gomez feels about her new personal situation. After two years of a 120-pound dead weight loss around her neck, the belusted Latina diva is finally on her own, free of The Devil's Midget, and hopefully ready to get nekkid. That last part may be more my dream but I hope Selena shares it too.

Selena Gomez is all grown up on the set of her music video, having come off a not so epic, but rather mature role in Spring Breakers. This could be her second jumping off point. Hopefully with even less clothes (and, yes, I realize that's the second time I mentioned my hope that Selena gets more R-rated soon). Enjoy

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures Big Time Score in Miami!

Te amo, Selena Gomez. And I especially love your brand spanking (as it were) bikini pictures fresh from Miami where you minxy fresh body was on display for a brief bit of respite over the weekend. While I can't let my hopes up that her final final decree this past week that it's over with her and her former 120-lb. teen lesbian anchor is actually final, I can definitely let a whole bunch of emotions up over seeing our belusted little Latina in a bikini showing off her prime time little body.

Candid Selena Gomez bikini pictures only come around but every few months, if we're lucky. Today, we are very lucky. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Isla Fisher, and Other Hotties at the Movies This Weekend

Okay, so they won't be exactly nekkid, but if you're going to the movies this weekend, you will most definitely still have an assortment of celebrity sextastic to see onscreen, including Selena Gomez in Aftershock, Isla Fisher in Gatsby, and Kerry Washington in Yet Another Tyler Perry Movie.

It's all good. And air-conditioned. Look for me in the back row. But two seat separation please. In the least. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Radio Disney Music Awards

I know you're dying to know who won the big prizes at the Radio Disney Music Awards. Sadly, I have no clue. But I'm sure it's some truly talented musical artists. What I did note was the return of some former Disney starlets, and the rise of the next gen starlets, gracing the red carpet of the young persons aged award show.

While I'm still digesting rumors that Selena Gomez returned to the arms of Justin Bieber, I can not deny my unyielding affection for her Latina confections, evidenced again on the red carpet. Along with Ariana Grande, Bella Thorne, and Denise Richards who showed up like the hot mom who arrives at the party only to make it better, it was quite a show. Though not the musical aspect, which we didn't even dare to absorb. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Goes Sextastic Knee-High Boots for Letterman

Just when I'm about to renounce my lust for all things Selena Gomez due to reports that she flew off to Scandinavia to go make-out with Justin Bieber (egad!), she goes and shows up in sweet fetish knee-high boots outside of The David Letterman Show and I'm reminded why I first swooned.

Not that it's all about the boots, I am a dude, I'm just saying, that's a nice touch for an already passion inducing little Latina hottie pop star. I'd call her film thespianic too, but after Spring Breakers, I think we'll just stick with hottie. Why can't I let you go, Selena? Why? Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Growing Up Before Our Eyes (I Need Some Privacy!)

Now that the 115 lb. angry anchor has officially been cut from the Selena Gomez ship, she's sailing straight and true and sleek through the sextastic waters. In these promotional DWTS photos, Selena has her Indian hottie wardrobe thing working, pushing her new hit single (so I'm told), and making me wish that Selena and I had a little private time together.

It doesn't have to be some big time multi-week trip to a Bali Resort, maybe like five minutes behind the Shoney's where the smell of pancakes will only inspire my desire further.

Selena Gomez is growing up, and growing up nicely. Enjoy.

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