Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Looks So Hot in Daisy Dukes (But Gets Served Papers)

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2014 @ 1:46 pm

Yes, it's true. Too true. Our belusted Selena Gomez, so innocently walking the boulevards of the valley in her short shorts showing off her fine stems got hit with a subpoena from out of the blue.

Check out WWTDD for the reason Selena done got served, and to check out her luscious petite girl long hot legs.

Selena Gomez Bares Her Heavenly Midriff for Adidas Shoot

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2014 @ 1:56 pm

Selena Gomez Bares Midriff for Adidas NEO Shoot in NYC

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My belusted little Latina diva has me so twisted in knots these days. On the one hand, Selena Gomez is looking finer than ever. On the other, she's back once more with The Devil's Midget in some inexplicable love connection that has seen her in and out of rehab, not to mention public WTF?s all over the place. And rightfully so, I might add.

Selena was showing off her taut little midsection for an Adidas photoshoot in New York City, looking every bit the grown up woman we've watch pass into yummy adulthood. Her petite frame still hosting what seems like a long carressable tummy that seems like the perfect place to subtly lay a hand or more daring body part. Selena is getting all grow'd up now, even if some of her personal decisions still resemble her powers of logic circa grade school age. Enjoy.

SELENA WAS FLASHING THE UPSKIRT AT LAST SUMMER'S CONCERTS

Selena Gomez Upskirt Peformance at the 103.3 AMP Radio Bash in Boston

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Good News Bad News for Our Belusted Selena Gomez

By Bill Swift | March 10, 2014 @ 10:45 am

Selena Gomez Sexy Performance After Rehab in Texas

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Let's start with the good news. I always start with the good news, just in case time is cut short, I want that out there. Good news, Selena Gomez is looking hot and healthy and tanned and rested and showing off her goodness on her now resume concert tour in Texas. This is a great sign for our belusted Latina pop diva who has been having some rough times of late. She clearly looks back. And I have been staring at minxy goodness for the past 30 minutes, so I should know.

Okay, bad news. Hard for me to speak aloud really, but Selena was spotted in the coffee shop presence of The Devil's Midget over the weekend. I'm not exactly sure how bad bad love can be. I've had a few run ins with it myself, though I can't see I've ever been caught up in an actual spawn of Satan himself. Close, but not blood relations. I guess rehab in this area didn't stick to well. Let's clear this once and for all, Selena. It's your last big step toward greatness. Enjoy.

SELENA AND FRANCIA RAISA MADE QUITE A PAIR ALONG THE BEACH

Selena Gomez and Francia Raisa on the Beach in Malibu

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Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Eva Longoria Form a Trio of Hotness at Unite4Good

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2014 @ 11:36 am

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Eva Longoria Step Out to the Unite4 Humanity Event in LA

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I'm not exactly sure what Unite4Good is, but based on it's title I'm going to declare it charitable, and hip with the clever use of '4' instead of 'Four'. The kids all love that. I do know that it was a cause grand enough to bring out the sextastic likes of saucy Latinas Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Eva Longoria. It certainly has me feeling fine.

Once more, I am left wondering where my invite was to the ball. My fairy godmother seems to have abandoned me too as I was hoping perhaps she could turn my dead AA battery here into a Prius or something and announce I was off to dance the night away with Selena, Demi, and Eva. I guess this all just happens in my mind once more. Enjoy.

TE AMO, SELENA. YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, SOMEWAY

Selena Gomez Hot Performance for Good Morning America

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Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland Form a Daisy Duke Heavenly Duo

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2014 @ 11:52 am

Talk about a Hobson's Choice, if I knew what that mean, two of my belusted brunette shorties flashing their sweet stems beneath jean shorts over the weekend. Selena Gomez strutting about the Valley in L.A trying to dismiss gossip about private troubles:

Selena Gomez Leggy Wearing Daisy Dukes in California

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And Sarah Hyland filming Modern Family over in Australia, flashing her lovely gams for the benefit of Down Under oglers, and us, by way of digital photography transmission...

Sarah Hyland in Jean Shorts on Set of 'Modern Family' in Sydney

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I'm just glad I really don't have to make such a difficult choice. Like deciding which of your two children you love more, or, heaven forbid, beer vs. pretzels. Let's have both today and forget the narrow minded people always insisting we pick one. I choose four legs today, thank you very much. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Her Petite Long Lusty Legs Arrive in London

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2014 @ 10:57 am

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I'm still not quite sure why Selena Gomez is in London, but I know her legs arrived soundly and shapely. The somewhat troubled of late belusted diva hopped a plane across the pond and seems to have arrived in some passion inducing style, showing off her stems in the chilly London evening. Making a splash arrival from America is a rather important statement when you make your way to Britain, cold or no cold.

Whatever it is Selena Gomez needs to feel whole again, I'd like to be the guy to help her find it. From deep tissue massages to just being a good listener, as long as we're both nekkid, I'd really like to be somebody she can count on in these troubled times. Enjoy.

SELENA'S STAGE SHOWS HAVE BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE SAUCY

Selena Gomez White Hot Performance During Stars Dance Tour

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Selena Gomez Just Looks Every Bit Belusted Jetting Out of Los Angeles

By Bill Swift | February 17, 2014 @ 2:04 pm

Selena Gomez Catching a Flight Out of LAX

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I'm not sure why Selena Gomez was heading out of L.A. toward Jolly Old England, maybe just to get away from all the scrutiny here in the land of the tabloids, though head's up, Britain is far worse. Nevertheless, my belusted little Latina diva looked all kinds of smoky brooding sultry ingenue striding through the airport with her jacket off her bare shoulders, her torn up jeans, her oversized sunglasses, completely the picture of a Greta Garbo type sextastic heroine.

I don't know exactly why, but her departure thusly got me all kinds of hot and bothered, like a real grown up woman with real problems that I want to assuage with a combination shiatsu massage and kinky lingerie modeling session. I know it sound unorthodox, but I think it would do wonders for Selena at this time in her life. I know it would make me feel better. Selena, call me from the plane, reverse the charges, I'll accept. I'll get you in my appointment book. Let's turn that frown upside down. Enjoy.