Egotastic
There's a reason we don't let tweens vote, or drive, or have money, or, in the modern world, have children of their own. They make some bad decisions. Yes, with adults coming in a close second no doubt in terms of taste. But middle schoolers, wow, they really have some floundering taste. When Nickelodeon lets the kids decide each year to pass out awards to their favorite celebrities, you can count on two things -- first, a bunch of kids from the teen TV machines will be dressed shiny and innocent to accept awards, and, second, Katy Perry will be showing some cleavage. (Oh, also, the least fat Kardashian sister will be in attendance, which, actually turned out to be Khloe this year, of all unexpected surprises.)
Still, the hotties do show up, teens and former teen stars alike, including hot mom Jessica Alba, the aforementioned Katy Cocktease, Selena Gomez pretending she isn't in the very raunchy Spring Breakers out in theaters, Bella Thorne, Debby Ryan, and a bunch more. All looking their cutesy best for the kids. I'm sure somebody got slimed. Oh, boy. Enjoy.
Selena Gomez Has The Legs of a Woman I’d Like To….
I'm too much of a gentleman to continue. But I shall not discontinue my blatant ogling of Selena Gomez' toned legs, on display in shorts she's been wearing regularly about town now. While her ex-boyfriend slash teen lesbian scissor sister continues his worldwide try to feel like a man tour, Selena is laying the groundwork for hoping and praying people forget her two year mistake.
Flashing her legs will go a long way toward erasing that historical snafu. And, might I suggest, a tastefully done nekkid pictorial to completely make people forget everything that came before? Enjoy.
SELENA GOMEZ NEAR BOOBTASTIC FLASH CLEARED ALL MEMORY BANKS