Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Shows Off Blessed Bare Midriff Again in Hollywood

Is it me or is Selena Gomez showing off her bare tummy pretty much everywhere she goes these days? Not that I'm complaining, mostly just drooling and staring and wishing I could rub some lotion on her midsection to keep it from burning. That'll be my excuse at least when the police arrive for questioning.

Selena was parading around Hollywood in her half shirt, letting the world know that she's super alright. At least on the outside most certainly We keep her insides in our thoughts and well wishers even as we virtually ravish her from with-out. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Her Bare-Midriff Need My Help Now More than Ever

I think it's fair to say that I've been lusting for Selena Gomez since long before it was either appropriate or healthy. But it's been consistent and enduring and true. So I feel it's my time to step in with reports of Selena having personal issues maybe with addictions or just bad relationships, because she still looks like a billion bucks, and I still long to nuzzle her sweaty bits betwixt my NFL licensed bedsheets.

Selena was looking mighty petite fine leaving a dance studio in Sherman Oaks, like she has not a care in the world. Though I know she does. I want to bottle up all of her concerns and make them my own, swallow them whole as I look down into her eyes and we both know without speaking that this is about to be the best two and a half minutes of the rest of our lives. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Showing Off Her Shy Stems in Short Shorts

Amid reports that my belusted diva Selena Gomez is actually receiving professional help to rid her life of The Devil's Midget, she still has managed to give us a little shy girl show of sweet legs in Los Angeles, flashing beneath a pair of short shorts even as she attempts to lay low from the paparazzi.

I wish I could be there on the inner circle with Selena, to give her a much needed hug and help her cut those shorts even shorter and other things some lucky bastard close to her gets to do. As a second best option, I'll just sent out continued good wishes for clearing her life of demonic clutter and virtually rub her calves. Hey, I'm a giver. I just can't stop giving. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Working Through Her Troubles With Super Tight Pants

My poor, Selena Gomez. I did try to warn her to stay away from The Devil's Midget. Now she has to see him being arrested with his skeezy new girlfriend and fleeing to Panama and all the other stuff that has left her the subject of so many tabloid questions back at home. I wish I could hug her and tell her everything is going to be alright. I wish we could have that hug with the lights dimmed and both of us nekkid as well. You know, for maximum comforting potential.

Selena fought through the tough times as any young woman would. By slapping on a pair of super tight pants and heading to the 7-Eleven. I can relate to that, except for the tight pants part. I once found myself at a 7-Eleven at 3am in my pajamas after a girl I cared a lot about but couldn't seem to remember her birthday broke up with me. It's just where you go when the heart is troubled. Liquor and frozen burritos, it's a one-stop feel good shop. Though not as good as seeing Selena in tight pants makes me feel. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Shows Some Cleavage (and Some Smokes)

My poor belusted Selena Gomez. I have to think the minxy Latin pop star is not quite over The Devil's Midget who is clearly on a bee line for Satan's hometown with his current behavior. The stress has our lovely little brunette picking up smokes, which I must admit took me a while to notice since I was mostly staring at her atypical display of cleavage in public.

I just want to grab Selena and give her a hug and maybe cover her petite female form in honey and tell her everything is going to be fine. Then, we shall make sweet desperate love while we try to forget all of our troubles. Technically, since I'll be making sweet desperate love with Selena Gomez, I will not longer have any troubles, but I'll listen to hers and pretend I understand. Te, amo, Selena. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Sizzles at Jingle Ball in Dallas

It's that time of year again for Jingle Balls at all the pop stations around the country. It's generally a major league assortment of craptastic tunes, but charitable dollars are raised, and along with some of that aurally challenging music comes hotties the likes of Selena Gomez dazzling with their stage wares.

Perhaps no other pop diva has grown up more on stage in this past year than Selena Gomez. What was not too long ago a little girl mall show has now become grown up Selena moving her booty around and working the stage like a wireless headset lip-synching Britney like pro. It's something to behold, and brave screaming teens to see if you can. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Halftime Heat for Thanksgiving Day Football

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that my belusted Latina diva Selena Gomez is not necessarily the perfect match for NFL football. But, Thanksgiving Day football is a big national event which means the whole family is often watching which means big entertainment name which means somebody like Selena Gomez at halftime. And, given the selection, how pleased was I to see the little minx in her showy wardrobe strutting about the field belting out her silly songs.

Lots of bare midriff, cleavage, legs, and other fun parts galore. I raised my hands to signal a touchdown. Six points, Selena. Enjoy.