Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Posts Nipple Peep Show In See Through Dress to Instagram

Oh, mi amore. My belusted Selena Gomez how you taunt me so with your own self-published lovely bit of nipple display through that see-through dress. This truly is a blessing of the visual wonderment kind, just in time for Easter.

I’m quite certainl Selena knew exactly what she was doing when this first photo went up. I can’t be the only person in this world noticing the lovely shape of her peaches I’d love to cling to like my life depended on it. That very well might be the case. Such is the nature of girls getting all grow’d up and past their inane first loves. They become women right before our eyes. I am so very much delighting in this process. Good on you and your alluring nipples, Selena. You just made my Easter. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Side Boob Sextastic for New Boyfriend Music Video

It seems like Selena Gomez made it through the worm hole of The Devil’s Midget and come out the other side healed, or at least largely unscathed, and ready to resume her appropriate role in the sextastic celebrity circle of life. In her new music video made with some dude I’ve never heard of who I believe is her new squeeze, our heavily belusted Latina shows off all-kinds of delicious side boob, as if an omen of all the great things to come now that she’s off her yoke of emotional oppression. I’m probably reading into it too much. I just want to sound a little bit profound as I leer endlessly at Selena’s funbags.

Life is as simple or as complicated as you want to make it. Different strokes for different folks. I’ll limit my former to simply passion inducing chest peeks of my sweet Selena. That and a cold beverage is my bucket list. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Is Chesty Good And Other Fine Things To Ogle


I never get tired of looking at Selena Gomez‘s ta-tas. (Drunken Stepfather)

Celebrate hump day with some lovely lady humps. (The Chive)

Taylor Swift in a low cut dress will make your day. (WWTDD)

Beyonce has some seriously awesome sideboobs. (TMZ)

Margot Robbie wears a sheer dress and it is good. (Huffington Post)

Dakota James has an exemplary booty. Exemplary. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mayra Suarez in a bikini is a wonderful thing. (Popoholic)

Selena Gomez Topless Covered With a Flower In Her Hair and Lust In Her Lady Parts (I Added That Last Part)

Selena Gomez is going where Selena Gomez has never gone before. Okay, so not the fully monty, not yet, but this V Magazine covered topless spread certainly represents a step up in the flesh baring department for the young twenty-something belusted Latina pop star. Selena claims she’s entirely over The Devil’s Midget, which is a good enough reason to celebrate by taking your top off for the cameras. That and maybe a slice of pumpkin from Marie Callenders. It’s been a long slow but worthwhile process tracking the emerging sextastic of the former TV teen starlet turned pop star and friend to every girl in Hollywood. I feel like we’re just on the cusp of something even more special. I can’t put it into words, but it involves clothes being left on the floor.

Selena, as always, te amo. You’ll always be my secret girlfriend so on the side you don’t even know it. Despite your numerous questionable personal relationship decisions, I’m still your biggest fan. In fact, if you could make just one more horrible relationship decision, I sure would appreciate it. Look for me on under ‘has sex on first dates with platinum selling divas’. I mean, once I give them a non-expired credit card. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Tantalizing, Mayra Veronica Grammy Hottie, Chloe Moretz Bikini Fun Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Okay, so maybe Chloe Moretz doesn’t look super thrilled to be in a bikini on social media. I’m still super thrilled to see her in a bikini. Isn’t that truly what’s important? I know the answer.

Joining Chloe in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the inimitably hot and showy Kate Upton teasing the hell out of the world, Cubana sensation Mayra Veronica all kinds of Grammy hot, Chrissy Teigen barely covered her bazoongas, Kylie Jenner bcleavy low cut tank top, Chelsea Pereira hot booty in a thong, and many many more. You owe it to the girl who is going to be evaluating your Valentine’s worthiness this weekend to check out each and every one of these red hot social media shares. They posted them, they really want you to see. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Booty In Tight Jeans And Belly Flash While On Set For A Movie

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Selena Gomez Cleavage, Kelly Brook Bikini Asstastic, Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Girls working out. Girls suntanning. Girls hanging out in skimpy outfits. It’s all here in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Just when you thought it was safe to pull up the plastic sheeting, nay, resist, resist. The lovely ladies with the mighty fine bodies and the super egos are working their social media magic to make you lust them even more. It works just like that. A social contract nobody signed up for, but we all abide by. Hotties show off, oglers watch. Surrender now.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Selena Gomez all kinds of fine, Lady Gaga and her new yoga body, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga fun time, Kelly Brook bikini booty, Bella Thorne workout booty, Izabel Goulart bikini hotness, and much much more. You owe it to Al Gore for inventing this Internet thing in the first place to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shares. They form a healthy part of a balanced diet. Enjoy.

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