Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I’m sure there’s all sort of fashion elements I’m missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I’ll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.
Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he’s a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins’t going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil’s Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I’d hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.
Check out Selena Gomez‘s unbelievable cleaviness. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Barbara rolls around in her underwear on a couch (Hollywood Tuna)
A celebration of Miranda Kerr‘s butt is my kind of party. (The Chive)
Jasmine Tookes looks sexy as F in various bikinis. (Popoholic)
Megan Irwin doesn’t need to cover up to change. (WWTDD)
Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caite Upton is almost as sexy as the other Kate Upton. (COED)
Meet Denisa Dvorakova and her amazing funbags in underwear. (Celebslam)
Te amo, Selena. How much does the minxy hot Selena Gomez torture me. Ever looking more sextastic. Ever returning to the infected clutches of The Devil’s Midget like a mind enslaved victim of some horrible hypnosis. Selena, I wish I could quit you. But, just look at you in your shorts and knee high boots. Boots! I love boots. And on those toned alluring legs of yours that seem to defy your very petite stature. I’m deeply in lust. We just need to fix this one ever so itchy problem that smothers you like a small wet blanket.
Just say the word Selena and I will pack your little Svengali up in a tiny FedEx box and ship him back to Canada, by way of Antarctica. Then we can more cleanly be together and discuss how your Daisy Dukes and boots are really making me feel. Enjoy.
I can’t help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It’s pretty horrid. But that’s consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.
It really was like a Who’s Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you’re looking to see who’s making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.
Whoa, hey there new and confident and improved Selena Gomez back from your European adventures. Nice short shorts. You know, they don’t exactly cover your delicious little arse cheeks. Yes, I know you know that too. Which makes it even the more alluring and sextastic.
Selena was headed to a meeting in Hollywood and decided to beat the summer heat by allowing the lower seat meat a fresh air breather in shredded shorts so high her delectables were on display. Two thoughts raced through my mind as I saw Selena so. First, damn, I want to squeeze that little Latina thumper ever so badly. And two, there’s about to be one very lucky chair in an office in Hollywood. I’d certainly like to sit in it next. Because I respect her music! Get your mind out of the gutter. I might caress the seat just a little. Enjoy.
Selena Gomez has been all over the places these days. All around the world exploring new places and people and other kinds of experimentation perhaps of the Sapphic variety. But she made her way back to Los Angeles to pimp her new movie, Behaving Badly, which while it does contain nudity, sadly, won’t be Selena Gomez baring any of her wares.
Selena is looking extra fine these days after some rest and relaxation and scissor kissing and the like, flashing her lickable midsection on the red carpet for the special screening. Her chest does seem to be noticeably larger, whether that be the mechanics of fashion or some other more involved means, I do not know for sure. But, suffice it to say, I would adore Selena from A cup to DD cup and everywhere in betwixt. I’m flexible like that. Enjoy.
You know I’m a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I’m inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of Lesbos, if you catch my obvious drift.
I don’t know if all of that is true. Clearly the last girl Cara went yachting with was Michelle Rodriguez, and, well, okay it was true in that instance. I do know Selena was looking all kinds of nipply minxy moist and booty-inspiring in her one-piece white swimsuit, in contrast to Cara who went with the model bikini, as both leapt off the side of their yacht into the Mediterranean waters. It sure looks fun. All of it. Every little lesbionic loving part. I’m either jealous or aroused or both. I’m so confused, in a good day. Enjoy.