The luscious Sarah Stephens showed off those glorious chest melons of hers in this photo spread for World Swimsuit. Her boobage was prominently displayed. It’s no wonder seeing as they are truly amazing. The best part, as you can see from the gif (below), is that they bounce quite convincingly. That means they are probably real. Now, a good pair of fakeys can be a great thing but I prefer them when they are the genuine article. I prefer a pair of bouncy castles to yum yums that stay stationary, don’t you? But it’s not just her yabos that make these pics great. Let me tell you about her perfectly toned booty, my friends. You could bounce quarters off of those cheeks. I would very much like to wear it as a hat.
It’s nice to see girls in bikinis this time of year. It’s a reminder that though we are freezing our butts off there is a hopeful shining pair of bikini clad ta-tas on the horizon.
Photo Credit: WorldSwimSuit
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Professional hot person Sarah Stephens is getting my pressure up in these lingerie pics for Agent Provacateur. Like all good lingerie this stuff is mainly see-through and serves the far more important purpose of showing off the goods than giving Sarah proper support. She’s got a phenomenal rack and perfect pink nips. They are perfect spheres of lovely breast flesh. They pull smaller, lesser ta-tas into their orbit. She’s also got a truly spectacular thumper. Seriously, if you can’t imagine wearing that thing as a hat then you, my friend, need to get yourself a new imagination. STAT. Her booty is so tight that you could bounce quarters off of it, which is a stupid use for such a glorious bottom. Seriously, get it together.
What I do know is that no woman who would deign to go out with most normal men would look anything like this in this exact same lingerie. Still, we can enjoy the pics.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur
Agent Provocateur has the reputation for the raciest lingerie ads in the business, which I suppose makes sense as the purpose of lingerie is to make women feel their inner minx, while outwardly driving men crazy (don’t even get me started on our Sapphic leaning ladies prancing about for each other in little silky things, my head might explode).
The good folks at A.P. borrowed Aussie hottie Sarah Stephens, who might best be known in the lingerie world for walking the V.S. fashion show at just eighteen, for their latest catalog offering. Once again, pasties kind of ruin the mood. I understand that they can’t show bare nipples in their print photos, but pasties haven’t been exciting since 1930, or the last time I went to a Florida strip club, so, 1940. Let the crazy sexy ladies grab their own boobs I say if nipples are not the order of the day. Or, you know, let me stand in and provide the cover with my own hand-bra paws. I stand uncomfortably at the ready. Enjoy.
You may recall Sarah Stephens from her memorable barely legal V.S. Fashion Show catwalk a few years ago, I certainly can’t forget, but if this is your first time seeing her, then welcome to the buttside and frontside of one wicked hot Aussie model doing what she does best, modeling bras and panties, in this case, for the risque Agent Provacateur line.
Now, we’ve seen hot butts and bodies before, you know, like 100,000 times, but we stil get a chill up our spine, and points radiating out thereof, when we catch sight of a girl from Hottieville hitting the sweet spot on her sextastic batting arsenal. And Sarah Stephens nails this one. Check her out. Say hello. And, enjoy.