I can’t help but think how the image of bare beautiful boobtastic on-screen has shaped and affected my own life. From a young tiny Egotastic! sneaking into R-rated movies to behold the site of those beautiful fleshy funbags on some of Hollywood’s hottest women. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it made me good at math and developed me into a socially benevolent lad. Also, it made me really really want to play with boobs.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features some sweet unforgettable moments of celebrity skin on the magical screen, including Vera Farmiga not nekkid in the currently released The Conjuring, but most definitely topless in Down to the Bone, now on Blu-Ray. Also, most definitely, Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling in the already epic topless shower scene in Orange is the New Black, and Sarah Shahi briefly but ever so nicely flashing her tubes in the Stallone pic, Bullet to the Head, now also available for home viewing. It’s quite the topless parade today. Enjoy.
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Wow, Sarah Shahi. I feel like Sarah is one of those underrated hotties who we so easily overlook, until she pops up again, and we pop up again, and say, whoa, yes, I do so dig Sarah Shahi!
On vacation in Hawaii this week, Sarah took her own turn at the bikini exhibition, and despite wearing the hats we so desperately despise, put on a flexibility and sextastic body show we would not forsake. She is a true visual wonderment. I only wish I could see more of her, more often, like daily, or each morning in my poorly assembled IKEA bed.
Finally all of the horrible squeaking would be for a worthwhile purpose. Enjoy.
We’ve missed Persian hottie Sarah Shahi since her L-Word days. Yes, she’s moved on to some other silly shows, but it’s just not the same, because we’ve really missed her sweet sweet body most of all, which, thankfully, she was giving a semi-decent taste of in New York for the Bullet to the Head premiere, the action flick starring Sylvester Stallone and a ton-load of HGH.
Sarah has delighted us many times over the years with her acting style, which we almost kind of actually paid attention to, even as we were leering her up and down, forward and back. Hey, human instinct is a very powerful force. I say this knowing you are ogling Sarah’s boob peeks as we speak. Enjoy.
These girls just can’t get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can’t get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It’s ever so perfect.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.
Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.
This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…
All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy
Like a beam of light shooting forth from a colonoscopy camera, so shines the hopeful beacon of our weekly Reader Finds. The once-every-seven-days opportunity for millions of hearts to beat as one, and millions of dudes to beat… well, you can imagine the horrible joke.
But there’s no joking about how much warmth we feel at the community generated celebrity hotness each week, this week’s eye-opening raunch fest includes some very naughty leaked (purported) photographs of Mexi-fashion model, Mayra Suarez, J-Woww flashing her panties on the Kelly Ripa Show, Brooklyn Decker flashing her lower love area and sideboob from an SI photoshoot, Vietnamese hottie Elly Tran Ha in a bikini, Canadian actress Erica Cox topless in Bitten, a Kristen Stewart sort of almost kinda nipple peek, Sarah Shahi in a see-through to the boobtastic top, and Israeli sextastic Moran Atias all kinds of topless. It’s a bevy of beauty I say!
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Talk about getting the old blood to a boil, Sarah Shahi delivers a double-pic delivery of libido blowing proportions in the current edition of Men’s Health magazine that I suppose is intended to either inspire men to exercising greatness, or to make them sink into their comfy chair for an hour long REM-sleep dream about sharing a post-workout sauna with the sextastic Sarah Shahi. Either way I suppose is a benevolent outcome. Talk about a ridiculously hot celeb who delivers a solid dose of awesome in every appearance, Sarah Shahi remains vastly underrated. Enjoy.