Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek Brings Full Cleavetastic Show to London Premiere of ‘Savages’

Talk about your cleavage, Salma Hayek has got it going on and on. How badly do we want to motorboat the sextastic Mexican actress? Well, let's just say our outboard engine is heating several Kelvin degrees past safe temperatures.

The cleavetastic Latina thespianic brought herself and her funbags for a red carpet walk in London for the U.K. premiere of Savages. I guess egged on by all the boob-flashing taking place by the British royal sets this past week, Salma wanted to be sure to get her puppies noticed, and noticed we all did. Simple pillow perfection. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Delivers Veteran Sexy in German Vogue

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Never count out on a veteran of the sextastic wars like Salma Hayek.

Just when it looks like one of our favorites might have gone into mommy hiding, Salma Hayek slams down the mighty hammer of hotness and looks drop dead gorgeous in yet another blast of super babe in a pictorial in Vogue Germany. The buxom little Latina shows damn well why she's been on so many men's minds for so many years as she makes a little black dress in her bedroom her bitch. Oh, how we'd like to have next turn. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Includes Salma Hayek Topless, Jane Fonda, and Chesty Morgan! (VIDEO)

 

The heat is here and it's time to bring the beer cooler in from the deck where the Silver Bullets are now floating in 90-degree water and chill them but good in the real fridge while you sample down some skintastic cinematic options courtesy riends at Mr. Skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Salma Hayek topless in Ask the Dust, Jane Fonda nude on Blu-Ray in Barbarella, and some classic massive mammaries courtesy of cult queen, Chesty Morgan. Not to be missed. Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek, Low Cut Top, Yoga Stretch Pants, and My Dreams

When it comes right down to it, the one thing they can not take away from your is your dreams. I'm not exactly sure who 'they' are, or why they would want to take stuff away from you, but the fact remains, your mind is always free, to say, invent new and wonderful scientific advances, or imagine a world of love and understanding, or, you know, picture yourself smooshed tightly in the warm cushiony cleave of the blessed funbags of veteran hottie Salma Hayek dressed as a fitness instructor on the set of Grown Ups 2. All very valid choices.

And if you saw Salma yesterday in those stretch pants wrapped ever so perfectly taut around her hot mom booty, that low cut workout top squeezing those thunder melons like their life depended on it, and that all over Hayek hotness, well, eff the scientific innovations, it's time for some cleavage diving! Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek Chesty Goodness, Not Gone, Not Forgotten at ‘Prometheus’ Premiere

Thanks to a million and one of you for the collective email butt-slap about glossing over the buxom in purple Salma Hayek from Friday's Prometheus premiere in London. Yes, we were laserbeam focused on Charlize Theron for much of the end of last week and we neglected to serve up the two heaping dollops of D-cup goodness delivered by Salma who was a celebrity guest invite to the premiere.

We promise to never forsake the Hayek puppies again. How could we so mistreat something we've adored for so very long? We deserved the spanking. As we shall the one upcoming. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek New Milk Campaign Ad Is Our Third Favorite Salma Hayek Got Milk Moment (VIDEO)

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We do so lust Salma Hayek and her voluptuous Latina veteran hot body. It's been a long time lust affair. And when she gets to associating herself with milk, we just can't help but think of her glorious udders filled with maternal goodness, and how good they'd be for mommy role play games.

In her latest ad professionally promoting milk, Salma Hayek looks all kinds of spectacular, natch, but when we really thought about it, we realized this was only our third favorite Salma Hayek milk-related video moment.

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Salma Hayek Goes Sheer Top Hotness For George Clooney’s Oscar After Party

My Oscar after party consisted of me and two friends trying to move Large Marge from Apartment 3B off my Ikea coffee table where she landed in a snooze after her eleventh martini, or what I called martinis as I had neither gin or vodka or vermouth in the house, so it was basically Four Loko served in a plastic martini glass with stuffed olives that I have to believe were still edible two years past their expiration date. Those dates are really just approximations, right? Either way, let's just call it a very dirty martini.

I'd have to say, George Clooney did my fiesta one better. Leave it to Clooney to get the super hot A-list celeb girls to his party and competing with each other for who could look hotter and showier, not the least of whom was Salma Hayek, who looked wickedly en fuego in her sheer little bit of clothing that she wore while waiting in line with the other girls for Clooney inspection. I really man-hate respect that guy. Bastard. Enjoy.