Salma Hayek

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! A Little Early, But Here’s Some of Our Favorite Mexican Hotties

Okay, granted, some of this is a stretch in terms of ‘Mexican’, but then again, so is wishing you a happy May 5th on May 3rd. We roll a little loose with the rules. But very tight when it comes to our lust for all things Latina and South of the Border hotness.

So, this weekend, as you get liquored up to celebrate Mexico kicking France’s ass, or, just because like me you get liquored up to celebrate anything at any time, think of these en fuego girls such as Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, and Veronica Pliego and see if you don’t need a little private time in ell baño. Disfruta!

Salma Hayek Busty Red Dress at Paris Fashion Week

Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I’m sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn’t nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Minute Features Salma Hayek, Vahina Giocante, and Heather Matarazzo Topless (VIDEO)

 
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While we are taking the Ego gang here this week to see Argo, just because it is supposed to be so good, and Seven Psychopaths, because we like sick humor, that doesn’t mean we ever take our eye off the hot skinematic prize, most notably the wonderfully diverse set of celebs nekkid on film courtesy of our friends at the ultimate site for TV and film nekkidness, Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Salma Hayek, not even close to flashing in Here Comes the Boom this weekend, but definitely flashing her bodily wares in Frida, Vahina Giocante revealing her wicked hot top in this year’s 30 Beats, and out on Blu-Ray, Heather Matarazzo nekkid (among others) in the torture-porn sequel Hostel II.

That’s a lot to choose from. Stay safe. Enjoy.

Oh, yeah, don’t forget to get that Ego-discounted annual subscription from Mr. Skin, if you want access to their 28 bazillion picture and video sexy celebrities nekkid on film library.

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Salma Hayek Brings Out the Faptastic Little Black Number Cleave for ‘Here Comes the Boom’

We do so lust veteran hottie Salma Hayek.

She’s like your favorite pillow in bed that brings you soothing comfort just to hold close to your face, except that she’s got two gorgeous pillows, two fabulous funbags that she teases in little black numbers like she wore last night to the film premiere of Here Comes the Boom, the Kevin James MMA comedy she co-headlines as the sexy love interest (imagine that).

To lay your face gently into the welcoming bosom of Salma Hayek and proceed with an ever increasing revving of the motorboat, that truly is the dream. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Brings Full Cleavetastic Show to London Premiere of ‘Savages’

Talk about your cleavage, Salma Hayek has got it going on and on. How badly do we want to motorboat the sextastic Mexican actress? Well, let’s just say our outboard engine is heating several Kelvin degrees past safe temperatures.

The cleavetastic Latina thespianic brought herself and her funbags for a red carpet walk in London for the U.K. premiere of Savages. I guess egged on by all the boob-flashing taking place by the British royal sets this past week, Salma wanted to be sure to get her puppies noticed, and noticed we all did. Simple pillow perfection. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Delivers Veteran Sexy in German Vogue

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Never count out on a veteran of the sextastic wars like Salma Hayek.

Just when it looks like one of our favorites might have gone into mommy hiding, Salma Hayek slams down the mighty hammer of hotness and looks drop dead gorgeous in yet another blast of super babe in a pictorial in Vogue Germany. The buxom little Latina shows damn well why she’s been on so many men’s minds for so many years as she makes a little black dress in her bedroom her bitch. Oh, how we’d like to have next turn. Enjoy.