Rumer Willis

Rumer Willis Wins In Plunging Braless Cleavage

Rumer Willis has a lot going for her. Famous family, rising stardom, and the fact that she rarely wears a bra. You can see an example of the latter in the fancy dress she’s wearing in these pics. They have a plunging neckline that go almost all the way to her belly button. The resulting cleavage is truly a sight to behold, (and I wouldn’t mind to be holding those bad boys, if you get my meaning). I am a fan of Rumer’s ta-tas. They are just the perfect size. Not so big that you get carpal tunnel from handling them but not so small that you have to search for them in the dark. As if that wasn’t enough she also gave us a peek at her legs. And by a peek I mean the full view.

Rumer really is her mother’s daughter. Think of all the naked fun we had with Demi Moore in the 90′s.

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Rumer Willis Plunging Red Hot For “Dancing With The Stars”

Rumer Willis was spotted in one of her costumes for Dancing With The Stars and it is muy caliente. The hot red dress has a neckline that plunges almost to her belly button. The resulting cleav is a spectacle of delights. Rumer, like her mother Demi Moore, has some pretty rocking funbags. I very much enjoy the fact that she likes to show them off a lot. That’s a trait I respect. The dress also has a long slit up the front which gives us a full view of one of her legs. She’s got some nice tone to her legs, which much like her cleavage, she is often showing off. There is also no back to the dress whatsoever so we can admire her back in its entirety. A women’s back is an often neglected but very sexy part of a woman’s anatomy and Rumer has a good one.

I may actually have to tune in to this show to watch her dance in skimpy outfits.

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Rumer Willis vs Sky Ferreira Battle of the Legs in Los Angeles

Neither of these two ladies were out yesterday showing off much skin in the traditional sense, but oh how Uncle Bill does like his legs. Rumer Willis naturally has been on DWTS and working out therein, perfecting the tone and shape of her gams in a professional setting. She threw in some shapely outline of her lady parts in tight shorts just for the added pot of gold once you reached the apex of her legs.

Young Sky Ferreira is an artist, a serious young singer, so she’s going to go a little casual Euro with a short revealing leather miniskirt baring some sweet stems that are sure to give the leg man every ounce of shudder he can muster. Nothing obvious or outrageous, just a nice bit of young woman, short skirt, nice legs, in a somewhat unexpected ogle.  Personally, I’ll take both. Four leg lockdown sounds dandy. I’ll bring the silken ropes. Enjoy.

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Rumer Willis See Through Bootysuit For DWTS

Look, I’m not too big a man to admit their aren’t certain parts of ballroom dancing that can appeal to the Egotastic male. Such as the costumery on some of the more booty ripe and worked out female celebrities and dancers. Even Rumer Willis got into the action with her see-through sequin number that showed off her two powerful cheeks of dancing goodness and a body that certainly looks like she hit the gym with prior to her dance show application.

Everybody knows dancers have great bodies, lean and flexible and strong. It’s just the dancing part I have trouble with. Call me jaded, but if she’s not on the main stage or the side stage or delivering a platter full of overpriced Heineken’s, I just don’t see the beauty in the art form so much. Nevertheless, I do know a thing or two about sweet celebrity booty cheeks and Rumer Willis definitely has herself a pert pair. Enjoy.

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Charlotte McKinney and Rumer Willis Show Girl Showing Mams for DWTS Taping

There is something to be said for getting busty girls into dance costumes for that silly Dancing With the Stars Show. That thing is, let’s peep the girls with their funbags nearly falling out. Most especially Charlotte McKinney, with Rumer Willis putting on a clevetastic display of her own. Not too shabby. It’s all for a glittery dance show that I wouldn’t watch if a monkey threatened to slice my bobos and take them back to feed his family. Well, tossup at least then. But I can’t deny my love of seeing girls changing.

I’m kind of rooting for Charlotte to lose first so she can get away from this nonsense and back to doing what she does best. Not the two-step, but the two melon exhibition. She has so much good visual wonderment work ahead of her. It doesn’t need to be surrounded by ballroom dancing. Maybe some horizontal mambo if I may be so crude. Either way, sorry, Charlotte, I’m not rooting against you so much as representing the ogling gentleman who need you back in your native environment but quick. Enjoy.

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Rumer Willis Wears Tiny Skirt For A Coffe Run In LA

Rumer Willis was wearing a teeny tiny skirt in LA while getting herself some coffee. Rumer is the spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, though luckily she looks more like Demi. She was super hot back in the day and Rumer has taken up the mantel of sexiness from her mom. Rumer has a nice pair of legs. She knows it too which is why she likes to show them off in tiny skirts and bikini pics. The miniskirt also accentuated her firm but curvy booty. Her butt is so extraordinary that I would like a bronze bust of it so I can put it on my wall so I can admire it  all day long. Sometimes thumpers transcend regular hottness and enter into the realm of art.

I would like to take her out for coffee. We can discuss her dad’s work in the Die Hard franchise as I try and look down her shirt.

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Miley Cyrus Pastied Topless, Britney Spears Lingerie Doll, Tallulah Willis Lean Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.

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