Rumer Willis

Rumer Willis Wears Tiny Skirt For A Coffe Run In LA

By Jack Tomas | Feb 12th, 2015 @ 8:00 am

Rumer Willis was wearing a teeny tiny skirt in LA while getting herself some coffee. Rumer is the spawn of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, though luckily she looks more like Demi. She was super hot back in the day and Rumer has taken up the mantel of sexiness from her mom. Rumer has a nice pair of legs. She knows it too which is why she likes to show them off in tiny skirts and bikini pics. The miniskirt also accentuated her firm but curvy booty. Her butt is so extraordinary that I would like a bronze bust of it so I can put it on my wall so I can admire it all day long. Sometimes thumpers transcend regular hottness and enter into the realm of art.

I would like to take her out for coffee. We can discuss her dad’s work in the Die Hard franchise as I try and look down her shirt.

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Miley Cyrus Pastied Topless, Britney Spears Lingerie Doll, Tallulah Willis Lean Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | Feb 5th, 2015 @ 12:10 pm

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My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.

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Rumor Willis Booty Bursting In Fishnets For Cabaret Performance

By Jack Tomas | Dec 24th, 2014 @ 6:57 am

Rumer Willis In Fishnets Promoting Her Baz Luhrmann Cabaret Performance

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Rummer Willis is the latest hottie to assume the fishnet stockings and bustier to be in Cabaret. As a person who wasted my parent’s money on a theater degree, I can tell you that Cabaret is one sexy show. This is especially true if you get someone like Rummer Willis for the main role. She’s got the knockers to fill out the iconic slinky lingerie called for in the script. Lucky for all of us she inherited a lot more from her milftastic mom Demi Moore than she did from her dad Bruce Willis. Can you imagine if a female John McCain was sporting fishnets? That would make for a very unpleasant night out at the theater. I hope I can get tickets to check out this show so I can see her up close and personal.

That’s worth the bajilion dollars that a ticket to a Broadway show costs. Can you really put a price on ogling hot chicks in their underwear?

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Rumer Willis In A Red Tight Dress At The Chateau Marmont

By Jack Tomas | Oct 7th, 2014 @ 8:00 am

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Rumer Willis was looking sexy as F in a TIGHT low-cut red dress at the Chateau Marmont in LA. The famous Hollywood progeny’s dress had a plunging neckline which gave us all a nice cleav view of her lady plums. She, like her mother Demi Moore before her, has quite a nice rack. The entire back of the dress is missing which allows a full glimpse into Rumer’s lovely back. A woman’s back is an often neglected part of her body. Take a lovemaking tip from ‘ol Jack, y’all: pay attention to the back. Ladies like it. A lot. The dress’ tightness also accentuated Rumer’s fantastic booty. Again, she inherited the good stuff from her mom.

Remember that movie Striptease where Demi Moore played a stripper? That movie was not very good but it did show Demi’s funbags. And as a I recall Burt Reynolds covered in Vaseline.

Rumer Willis Flashes Serious Skin for Haute Couture Pimping Time

By Bill Swift | Sep 24th, 2014 @ 10:35 am

Rumer Willis Sexy Shoot for Franziska Fox Spring 2015 Campaign

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I’m not sure what it is the Willis girls actually do for full-time employment, if anything, but they are certainly lending their part-time efforts to more and more alluring and showy photoshoots of late. In Rumer Willis‘ turn, she shoots a rather racy set of catalog pictures for Franziska Fox which I suppose would mean something to me if I knew a lick about fashion. But I don’t. So let’s just call these Rumer half-nekkid and almost showing off her Willis yams for the love of haute couture pimping.

I suppose being a celebrity kid is not as easy as everybody assumes. Along with the ample resources come a variety of other hurdles and stumbling blocks one must overcome when living in the shadow of fame. I don’t know exactly how best to navigate those waters, I’d only continue to remind the Willis girls that being mostly nekkid a lot can only aid in this process. That’s my professional opinion. Dr. Bill, out. Enjoy.

RUMER WILLIS SHOWING OFF IN A BIKINI BACK IN THE BRUNETTE DAYS

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Rumer Willis Poking Braless In The Big Apple

By Bill Swift | Aug 25th, 2014 @ 3:25 pm

Rumer Willis Braless Nipple Pokes Under a Gray Tank Top in Soho

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Rumer Willis hasn’t always been the recipient of universal lusting praise, but I must say, she’s looking really rather alluring these days. It’s not just her love of bare chests, no bras, showy tops and the likes, she just seems to have a new ray of sunshine deep in her sunshiney areas.

Rumer was out and about in Manhattan, buying some lingerie for somebody special, maybe me, but probably not. She seemed excited in either case as her headlights pointed directly down Broadway like directional signals. I’m not exactly sure how Rumer Willis spends her days, but so long as she doesn’t spend them putting on undergarments, consider me a big supporter of her routine. C’mon, Rumer, flash them guns. Daddy needs a new smile. Enjoy.

RUMER DEFINITELY LIKES THE SEE-THROUGH SHEER TOPS

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Rumer Willis Booty? Yes! Rumer Willis Booty

By Bill Swift | May 15th, 2014 @ 2:34 pm

Rumer Willis Booty in Tight Jeans at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood

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Let’s give a girl credit for working that booty. Rumer Willis is showing off the product of her hard gym work with her rounding out thumper in jeans at the Chateau Marmont where only one thousand cameramen routinely hang out to capture such magical backside moments. Jeans make the perfect cut for examining the Pilates and yoga and squat results and I’d say Rumer is doing mighty fine in her results.

We happen to think that girls with nice bottoms are really nice people who we like to invite to parties and bring cookies to their house just to neighborly. Something about those round booties that get us in the mood for being all friendly. Good on you, Rumer. Enjoy.

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