Rumer Willis

Rumer Willis Bikini Pictures Return to Normal in Miami

By Bill Swift | November 9, 2012 @ 8:33 am

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Miami

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Rumer Willis has made the difficult journey from the beaches of Hawaii to the beaches of Miami, oh, the life of a celebrity kid, but in the very least she has shrunk a couple square feet of bikini material off her aloha version which looked like a colorful adult diaper, into something a little more beachwear for those under 70 as she strode around the sands of South Florida.

Never a bad celebrity body to peek and a jaw line that would give pause to even the toughest of bar room brawlers, Rumer Willis definitely catches our attention. Enjoy.

RUMER WILLIS HALF NEKKID IN A BRACE

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Rumer Willis Bikini Pictures Die-Hard in a Granny Bottom

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 10:47 am

Rumer Willis Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Hawaii

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We've seen sexier bikinis, and somewhat sadly for Rumer Willis, she looks a bit, a lot, more like Bruce than she does Demi, but that's also given her a strong constitution, at least for drinking, smoking, swearing, and strutting about the beach in Hawaii in the world's worst bikini and simply not giving a fuck.

Rumer was in Hawaii in a real diaper of a two-piecer, still managing to show a bunch of skin, including some chest and butt cleavage along the volcanic sands of the 50th state. It's another something something from the Willis family. Enjoy.

RUMER WILLIS BIKINI PICTURES FROM DAYS OF YORE

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Rumer Willis Steps Out In A See-Through Top Flashing the Parts She Got From Mom

By Jon | July 7, 2011 @ 8:36 am

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Okay, let's tackle this issue by the hair of our chinny chinny chins. Yes, Rumer Willis did seem to inherit more of the Bruce Willis genes than that of Demi Moore. So, there is the matter of the lower mandible, which, while it turned Bruce into a sexy male lead movie star, it could be seen as kind of deal breaker I suppose for many men. Still, when the world-famous daughter of world-famous celebrity parents steps out in a see-through top and hiked up shorts baring the parts she did inherit from mom, well, it's news ogle-worthy. Plus, unless she's making out with another girl on TV, we simply don't get much chance to visit with Rumer Willis on here. So, today is the day. Enjoy.

Jessica Lowndes and Rumer Willis Lesbian Kiss Preview from 90210

By phil | March 4, 2010 @ 10:15 am

Well, looks like 90210 is finally getting a little interesting. I mean, for a show about annoying teens there really isn't much to get excited about, so a lesbian kiss about as good it's going to get on a show like this. The only problem here is that they paired the very sexy Jessica Lowndes with the not quite as sexy (or really not sexy) Rumer Willis. So yes, it's a lesbian kiss, but like I said it's a Jessica Lowndes and Rumer Willis lesbian kiss, so do with that what you will. I'm sure we'll have video some time soon. So look for that.

Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

By phil | March 5, 2009 @ 10:47 am

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Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

By phil | January 12, 2009 @ 1:22 am

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Rumer Willis’ Breasts Can’t Distract From Her Chin

By phil | July 17, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

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Oh Rumer Willis, you poor misguided soul. With yuor unrelenting desire to be famous, and your giant Leno chin. But what's a girl to do to get people to stop looking at her protruding jaw? Show em your boobs! And that's just what Rumer Willis did at the Power for Paws party held Monday night. It's sad, really, the lengths to which she'll go to get noticed. And who knew that at only 19, Rumer Willis' breasts are already starting to sag (or is that just the dress)? Nice try, though. A for Effort.

Who knows, maybe in her next bid for stardom, we'll see some implants, like her mom, Demi Moore got. Not that I'm advocating that. It's just a likely possibility.

Lots more of Rumer Willis' breasts' desperate attempt for attention after the jump.

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