What would you say if I told you there were some amazingly candid sextastic pictures available from the likes of uber-hotties Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Brook, Candace Bailey, Danielle Lloyd, and Katy Cocktease? And what if I told you, they snapped and sent out these photos all by themselves, for the love of spreading personal ogle-worthiness to the world? Well, you might thank the combination of ego (not Egotastic!, just plain old ego) and Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr for providing an outlet for such ego.
Check out all those delicious self-published denizens of Hottieville and much more in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Enjoy.
We’ve made it to Friday, but nobody makes it anywhere in life alone. It takes a village, not to raise a child necessarily, but to assemble the morass of asstastic and boobtastic we call our communal Reader Finds each week; no one man could assemble such celebrity flesh. So, once more, I come bearing wreaths of thanks to those of our readers who moonlight form their daily toils to provide Egotastic! with their particular discoveries of the sextastic kind.
This weeks Reader Finds includes a wicked pic of Katy Cocktease teasing, well, you know what, Rachel Nichols in purported rare nekkid photos, Britty gossiped about girl Imogen Thomas quite topless, the wonderful uncovered Floppy Tesouro unbound from clothing, soapy star Helen Flanagan flashing monster cleavage, India Reynolds busting through paper to strip, Krysten Ritter in one sexy pictorial, Phoebe Tonkin in bra and panties glory on the tube, Serinda Swan with just her guitar, Holly Peers flashing her peerless twins, and Natasha McElhone getting about as sexy as she gets on camera, which is nice.
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If your head hurts from the brewed and bottled stuff this morning as much as mine, you too would look forward to a weekend of blissful hot nekkid actress movie watching, with a plan for such hangover recovery courtesy of the Mr. Skin Minute from of our friends at Mr. Skin.
This weeks boobtastic film selections include the en fuego Rachel Nichols in the Conan the Barbarian reboot opening today in theaters, Sandahl Bergman, on DVD in the original barbarian flick, and ever-nekkid skinematic phenom, Julianne Moore, in one of our favorite movies ever. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure how to feel about the reboot of the Conan the Barbarian film franchise. I kind of feel like I’m cheating on Arnold Schwarzenegger in a way. I don’t mean like banging the chunky cleaning lady kind of cheating, but that first film was pretty iconic for me in terms of fantasy books turned into films. I suppose I’ll go into it with an open mind, and a pair of ogling eyes, thanks in large part to the hotties on the red carpet of the premiere last night, not the least of which was film co-star and fast rising hottie, Rachel Nichols, along with a sweet looking Zoe Kravitz, and a dolled up to perfection Rose McGowan. It was enough to unleash my inner-Barbarian, you know, after I take a nap. Enjoy.
It’s amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity — that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.
Nevertheless, where there’s nerds, there’s discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall, or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.
Just like last year, super model sportsy hottie Brooklyn Decker took the title of sexiest red carpet babe at last night’s ESPY Awards in Los Angeles. She’ll probably win that particular title until she actually drops out of the competition. I love the ESPYs for the mere fact that there’s absolutely no reason to have these awards other than to bring together a bunch of big named professional athletes with a bunch of big named super sexy celebrities, and, therein, is plenty reason enough.
In addition to Brooklyn Decker, ESPY sextastic standouts included lesbionic awesome Amber Heard, sportscaster hottie Erin Andrews, boobtastic Kendra Wilkinson, TV hostess Jill Wagner, hot TV actress Jaime Pressly, Bethany Hamilton, the world’s sexiest one-armed surfer, Indy driver Danica Patrick, model Damaris Lewis, sexy-thesp Kerry Washington, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and our recently featured amazingly hot Rachel Nichols.
Quite a shot. Enjoy.
I’ll admit jumping onboard the Rachel Nichols hotness train a bit late, not until seeing her as ‘Scarlett’ in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra a couple years ago. Wow, eye opener (and not a bad movie, seriously, not so bad). Now, the sextastic All-American girl from Maine will be taking on the leading female role in Conan the Barbarian coming out next month. You can count on some type of leather and metal costume certain to unleash your inner fetishist. And, for today, unleash your inner barbarian with an early look at Rachel Nichols bikini pictures in the upcoming Maxim magazine. Epic. Enjoy.