Just because the major shows might be off a week doesn’t mean the world of tubes on television ceases to exist. Oh, no, sir-ee. Or is that Siri? The point is, the Boob Tube Roundup exists so long as crazy hot thespianics are removing their tops for the purposes of dramatic interpretation on the small screen. Some of the bigger ta-ta shows don’t roll around until January, but for this Fall classic, we have some delightful chest puppies to leer.
This week’s Roundup includes Rachel Korine actively making the sexy and flashing her udders on The Knick, Michelle Batista super hottie and topless in HBO Brazil’s O Negocio, Ruth Wilson in flashback form in the second episode of The Affair, and Faye Marsay briefly flashing her Funions and showing off in an Internet sex tape in Glue. It’s all there for you, happy grabby ogling gentleman. You must merely press the play button of your life. Enjoy.
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The best boobtastic of today’s celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there’s anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50′s, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven’t seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It’s the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.
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I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta’s from The Leftovers on HBO. It’s what makes television worth watching. Don’t believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.
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We got so worked up for Spring Breakers, a movie I ultimately did give a positive review, that when it was over we kind of just lost the discussion. Most of which was about who or who was not flashing their sweet bodies in that film, at least among the movie’s main four female leads.
And while there was much bikini body hotness to take in from Selena Gomez, and some wicked sweet implied nekkidness and sex scenes with Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens (epic simulations), really only Rachel Korine, young wife of the film’s director, ended up flashing her funbags. We never sort of brought some finality to all the long standing rumors. Now we have. And with a peek at Rachel’s bare boobtastic in the movie. That’s just how we roll. Enjoy.
The time has come. The show of shows. The night of nights. Spring Breakers finally premieres, in Los Angeles at least, with the official premiere last night in Hollywood, bringing out all of the movie’s starlets, along with some celeb friends. And while the four co-stars of Spring Breakers have spent many months now hitting the red carpet for this movie, battling each other for hottest girl of show, we really must give the trophy to Vanessa Hudgens, who earns the gold medal for her premiere line hotness. Not that our belusted Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, or Rachel Korine have disappointed. Not in the least, but Vanessa just went the extra mile. Or, the extra workout maybe, as we spotted her ripping her minxy little form to Pilates the day of the big premiere.
Hey, nobody just hands out a title like Best of Spring Breakers; you have to earn it through sweat and showing off to the nines. Vanessa, you are the winner. Enjoy.
The big celebrity and media confab in Austin, Texas, this week served as host to the last premiere of Spring Breakers, at least before we all here get to see it on Friday, and despite Vanessa Hudgens missing from the quartet, Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, and Ashley Benson held down the hottie fort rather well, with an easy cleavage win for Selena in our estimation.
While we were invited to an early screening of the film, we are holding off until it’s open to the general public on Friday; because, after all, we are nothing if not the general public. And we’d like to objectively evaluate this baby we’ve been waiting nine months to be born. Though, that doesn’t mean we won’t be lurking in the very back row of the theater, just in case the film lives up to its teasy promise. Enjoy.
Despite swirls and swells about the Internet of the above picture depicting Vanessa Hudgens snorting lines of coke off of the bare chest of a topless Selena Gomez for a scene in Spring Breakers, well, you know how these rumors get started. This MIGHT actually be from on the set of Spring Breakers, but, sadly, this is not Selena Gomez laying topless across the bed. Glory be the day our blessed Latina diva does finally whip off her bikini top for a heavenly flash of her nubile puckers, we’d probably die. But, we’re still alive, that’s how we know it’s not her (among other reasons).
Having said that, since many of you have following for the director’s wife, Rachel Korine, in the past few months of sneak peeks, well, you’ll be happy to know that Rachel Korine is indeed topless in this film. It’s brief, but it sure does seem to be here unless there’s a maniacal slight of hand going on here, and if you know the Korines, Harmony and wife, you know they are not shy people when it comes to artistic exhibition. Enjoy.