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Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless Leads Line of Skintastic in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.

Rachel Korine Topless in ‘Spring Breakers’ Redux

 

We got so worked up for Spring Breakers, a movie I ultimately did give a positive review, that when it was over we kind of just lost the discussion. Most of which was about who or who was not flashing their sweet bodies in that film, at least among the movie's main four female leads.

And while there was much bikini body hotness to take in from Selena Gomez, and some wicked sweet implied nekkidness and sex scenes with Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens (epic simulations), really only Rachel Korine, young wife of the film's director, ended up flashing her funbags. We never sort of brought some finality to all the long standing rumors. Now we have. And with a peek at Rachel's bare boobtastic in the movie. That's just how we roll. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Hot Body Pilates Workout By Day; Kills It At Night at ‘Spring Breakers’ Premiere

The time has come. The show of shows. The night of nights. Spring Breakers finally premieres, in Los Angeles at least, with the official premiere last night in Hollywood, bringing out all of the movie's starlets, along with some celeb friends. And while the four co-stars of Spring Breakers have spent many months now hitting the red carpet for this movie, battling each other for hottest girl of show, we really must give the trophy to Vanessa Hudgens, who earns the gold medal for her premiere line hotness. Not that our belusted Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, or Rachel Korine have disappointed. Not in the least, but Vanessa just went the extra mile. Or, the extra workout maybe, as we spotted her ripping her minxy little form to Pilates the day of the big premiere.

Hey, nobody just hands out a title like Best of Spring Breakers; you have to earn it through sweat and showing off to the nines. Vanessa, you are the winner. Enjoy.

The Girls of Spring Breakers Premiere at SXSW

The big celebrity and media confab in Austin, Texas, this week served as host to the last premiere of Spring Breakers, at least before we all here get to see it on Friday, and despite Vanessa Hudgens missing from the quartet, Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, and Ashley Benson held down the hottie fort rather well, with an easy cleavage win for Selena in our estimation.

While we were invited to an early screening of the film, we are holding off until it's open to the general public on Friday; because, after all, we are nothing if not the general public. And we'd like to objectively evaluate this baby we've been waiting nine months to be born. Though, that doesn't mean we won't be lurking in the very back row of the theater, just in case the film lives up to its teasy promise. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Is Not Topless in ‘Spring Breakers’, But Rachel Korine Is

 

Despite swirls and swells about the Internet of the above picture depicting Vanessa Hudgens snorting lines of coke off of the bare chest of a topless Selena Gomez for a scene in Spring Breakers, well, you know how these rumors get started. This MIGHT actually be from on the set of Spring Breakers, but, sadly, this is not Selena Gomez laying topless across the bed. Glory be the day our blessed Latina diva does finally whip off her bikini top for a heavenly flash of her nubile puckers, we'd probably die. But, we're still alive, that's how we know it's not her (among other reasons).

Having said that, since many of you have following for the director's wife, Rachel Korine, in the past few months of sneak peeks, well, you'll be happy to know that Rachel Korine is indeed topless in this film. It's brief, but it sure does seem to be here unless there's a maniacal slight of hand going on here, and if you know the Korines, Harmony and wife, you know they are not shy people when it comes to artistic exhibition. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wins the Madrid Round of the ‘Spring Breakers’ Euro Movie Premieres

I guess you could call it all even now. For those keeping score, Ashley Benson took the Parisian movie premiere with her cleavage reveal, Selena Gomez did similar for Munich with her pushed up puppies, and since we give special award to Rachel Korine for her bare butt flash on the French balcony when the foursome arrive in Europe, Vanessa Hudgens winning hottie of the night for the Spring Breakers movie premiere in Madrid, gives each of the girls a sextastic win in their current Western European promotional tour around the movie.

And the win was not really even close in Madrid. Vanessa just looked absolutely smoking hot, a little midriff skin, chesty, just oozing with ridiculous good looks as she must have known she was out-shining her co-stars on the Spanish red carpet.

These Spring Breakers premieres have really been an unexpected blessing in the visuals gift department.